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MadMatt

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Elder,,, producer of the Elder 8 port head had made a new 7 port head,,, given it to GR to fettle & sort,,, here`s the thread on Ausminidotcom--->



& here`s the game--> (Quote by GR taken from that thread)

'''Hi MICK
I have to answer your post first I LOVE A CHALANGE Bring on
the poms and ill put my money where my mouth is bring on your
8 ports and any after market head out of england and ill make
more torque than any of them and match them with hp or beat
them SAME DYNO WHERE DO WE MEET and ill put up a $1000
if some one will match it, send it to them mick
Graham Russell""""

sooo,,, the glove has been thrown on the ground,,, who`s game to pick it up???

*smiley*

& don`t look at me,,, i don`t have anything decent at the moment except a turbo version of the Bimmer & it`s out having some pistons thrown at it *frown*

anyone with a decent head & big balls ??? *smiley*

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bit of a pointless bet unless the engines are all the same spec bar the heads, also $1000 hardly covers a plane ticket let alone shipping or hotel, its easy to lay down a bet when its clear its not anyones interest to go there

clearly likes blowing smoke up his own arse

elder head looks neat though

Edited by wolfie on 7th Jul, 2009.

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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carl talbot

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LOTS of good sales waffle
interesting how they keep under quoting the power/torque figures from a KAD head
have seen dyno figures from 1990's [ KAD and Swifty ]
power figures in the 160-180 hp and 120-130ft lb from 1380cc engines with different cams


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Its good to see the other side of the story as well. Ive been following the thread originally on ausmini. Looks like a good head. Are there any other heads that are similar? Other than the KAD heads?

In boost we trust


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Point him at our website dyno curves - I'll bet he can't match the torque "spread" of our little 16v demo car - after all its area under the curve that matters - not big numbers

Mr Longman was mighty impressed with the little car when he drove it last week - his words "it feels like a 2.0l"!!

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This is the stuff that really, really! Cheese me off about Engine tuners around the world.
This type of Bull Shit is pub talk nothing more. Graham is a nice guy and has had some good results in the pasts and gods knows has some experience but, spouting out useless clams like this puts him in the same bracket as the guys on E-Bay claming 7 bazillion horse power form a 1380.

This crap of Bring on the Poms, Like we are all over here dishing him or what not. If he really wants to show off and "PUT HIS MONEY WHERE HIS MOUTH IS" put the car with this head on the boat come to Avon and go up the strip.

MY rant over.

On 7th Jul, 2009 MadMatt said:


'''Hi MICK
I have to answer your post first I LOVE A CHALANGE Bring on
the poms and ill put my money where my mouth is bring on your
8 ports and any after market head out of england and ill make
more torque than any of them and match them with hp or beat
them SAME DYNO WHERE DO WE MEET and ill put up a $1000
if some one will match it, send it to them mick
Graham Russell""""

On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:

I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers.

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Any drag strip in fact. Pick a day, any day. Run at least 4 times, pick your best two times. Post the results of the 1/8th and 1/4 times and trap speeds.

Even post up the weigth of the car if you give a flying fuck. Fact is - a 1/4 mile drag strip run shows off the usable potential of any car (or engine), and even gearing and weight can be adjudged and adjusted, along with the 60-ft time, to give a value that can be understood and compared to the world over.

Reason I say to pick two best runs of the day, is the validate that whilst you were still 100ft from the finish line that a bird or a fag packet didn't break the beam, giving a single, one-off ridiculously quick time.


I recall that red roof-chopped mini that allegedly did a 12-second 1/4 or soemt like according to miniworld. MadMatt told us a few years ago that it was actually closer to the low 14's than 12...

Edited by turbodave16v on 7th Jul, 2009.

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Dave Well said. Is the thing I realy like about this forum It has people like your self who actually have a clue about what there saying. Long may it continue.

On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:

I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers.

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MadMatt

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I knew you guys would love this one *smiley* hee hee

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Someone give him an Oestrogen injection!

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TM Holiday i think!

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


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On 8th Jul, 2009 Mr Joshua said:
Someone give him an Oestrogen injection!


or keep him away from his keyboard when he comes in from the pub,lol

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Here we go again

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


MadMatt

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Colin,,, don`t shoot the messenger

even i wouldn`t say stuff like that,,,& if i already have then i was drunk *smiley*

I have an engine here that `im sure would give it a good shot,,, but it`s not mine *frown*

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On 9th Jul, 2009 MadMatt said:

I have an engine here that `im sure would give it a good shot,,, but it`s not mine *frown*


Do you have the keys?
10 hrs or so of use is a mere disconnecting of a speedo and a wipe-down of the breathers is it not? LOL

Edited by turbodave16v on 9th Jul, 2009.

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LOL never trust dave with your car!


On 9th Jul, 2009 TurboDave said:


On 9th Jul, 2009 MadMatt said:

I have an engine here that `im sure would give it a good shot,,, but it`s not mine *frown*


Do you have the keys?
10 hrs or so of use is a mere disconnecting of a speedo and a wipe-down of the breathers is it not? LOL

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I'm with turbo dave on this can't fool the strip easily! Although I have a ticket saying I did a 14@125mph!


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14seconds at 125???

Yes, that is what's called a 'glitch' - not a real number LOL.
I bet you ain't got two tickets like that have you! (and don't photocopy it - that doesn't count)!


I recall Carl Austin disagreeing politely (!) with Ian Johnson when he got something like a 137mph trap speed several years ago.

Edited by turbodave16v on 9th Jul, 2009.

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On 9th Jul, 2009 TurboDave said:


On 9th Jul, 2009 MadMatt said:

I have an engine here that `im sure would give it a good shot,,, but it`s not mine *frown*


Do you have the keys?
10 hrs or so of use is a mere disconnecting of a speedo and a wipe-down of the breathers is it not? LOL


LMAO, Anybody else thinking ' Ferris Bueller's Day Off' *hehe!*

Edited by Sprocket on 9th Jul, 2009.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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for some reason this ammused me:

turbo 16v k-series 11.9@118.9 :)

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What? the Trophey strategicaly placed in the background *hehe!*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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No. the poo donught being used as a restrictor ring!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

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yeah, a flow bench is serious tool, and the chap clearly knows what he is doing from the thread, is there really any need?? kinda matches the cocky post quoted above. He should get it on the strip, be interesting to see if it can walk the walk :)

Edited by evolotion on 9th Jul, 2009.

turbo 16v k-series 11.9@118.9 :)

Denis O'Brien.

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