OT- Why i hate my job
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My job is so f*cking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f*cking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f*cking dog to work. Every f*cking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f*cking day.

Anyway, I drive these f*cktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh!t.

In boost we trust

I wondered where that was going, nicely written.

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nice one.

lol

hahahaha!

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

good work!

Saw this on another forum the other day, classic :)

Hahah. I actually laughed out loud!

I never saw that comming. Very funny

haha very well written i just LMAO in the office. Getting some funny looks now.

Shit.

I actually took this quite seriously 'til I read the last line !

Well done mate - hooked, lined and sunk.

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i am sure thelma gets stuffed regular.... i reckon her the blonde guy and daphnie have many a threesome....... smashing in the gammon in the back of the mystery machine oh yes...... f*ck i need help

Edited by Richie on 10th Aug, 2009.

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MikeRace, Mini13

Mate, with that statement might come the possibility that you are beyond help.. but then again, arnt we all.

groan :)

AlexF

Haha, very funny :p

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Touchet very funny.

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nice one

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