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Site Admin ![]() 9408 Posts Member #: 58 455bhp per ton 12 sec 1/4 mile road legal mini Sunny Bridgend, South Wales |
8th Oct, 2009 at 04:11:28pm
I know there is a lot of people on her with a great deal more brain power than me. So with this is mind and problem shared is a problem halfed and all that, I'm hoping someone can help me out with this problem.
On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:
I think the welsh one has it right! 1st to provide running proof of turbo twinkie in a car and first to run a 1/4 in one!! Is your data backed up?? one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials |
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Forum Mod ![]() 5933 Posts Member #: 784 9 times Avon Park Class C winner Milton Keynes |
8th Oct, 2009 at 04:17:48pm
Kneel down, stick your cock in the exhaust, stand up - lifting car, walk forwards so car enters van
I seriously doubt it! |
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348 Posts Member #: 2253 Senior Member Las Vegas, Brit in the States |
8th Oct, 2009 at 04:27:31pm
ahahaha i spat tea onto my screen. |
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![]() 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
8th Oct, 2009 at 04:27:51pm
Could you make the ramps hinged in the middle with a sliding section undernath to reinforce them??
Edited by apbellamy on 8th Oct, 2009. On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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![]() 9327 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
8th Oct, 2009 at 04:36:09pm
Fuck that, just get an Evil Knieval stylee ramp:
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![]() 10023 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
8th Oct, 2009 at 04:38:06pm
Hehehe "Tail Lift!" If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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![]() 10023 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
8th Oct, 2009 at 04:38:51pm
BTW Pissing myself laughing at Nic's illustration. If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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![]() 611 Posts Member #: 5222 Post Whore Northumberland |
8th Oct, 2009 at 04:40:15pm
Paul and nic have just given me my biggest laugh of the day! On 20th Jan, 2011 apbellamy said:
I have a bit of a fetish for tools |
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![]() 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
8th Oct, 2009 at 04:51:01pm
Nic you have far too much time on your hands! On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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2395 Posts Member #: 229 Gavin@minispares.com kent |
8th Oct, 2009 at 05:07:53pm
Ha ha ha excellent pic of Jim and Laura! |
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8604 Posts Member #: 573 Formerly Axel Podland |
8th Oct, 2009 at 05:20:57pm
HaHa Nic.
Edited by Paul S on 8th Oct, 2009. Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
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![]() 6729 Posts Member #: 618 Post Whore Glasgow |
8th Oct, 2009 at 05:29:03pm
tail lift with fold out ramp sections to carry the rear wheels; the majority of your weight is going to be at the front of the car i.e. on the lif itself so it sould be able to carry the load;
Edited by Rob Gavin on 8th Oct, 2009. |
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Site Admin ![]() 8506 Posts Member #: 16 Sold the turbo and seeing what the C20XE can do! Near Lincoln |
8th Oct, 2009 at 05:48:08pm
how about drive the mini on the ramps,
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![]() 6274 Posts Member #: 509 Post Whore Isle of Man |
8th Oct, 2009 at 05:59:01pm
righto, not ued this part of my brain in a while so bear with me
"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"
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![]() 12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
8th Oct, 2009 at 06:10:29pm
PMSL @ the quality drawings!
On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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![]() 9327 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
8th Oct, 2009 at 08:58:15pm
I think paul makes a valid packing solution |
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![]() 12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
8th Oct, 2009 at 09:36:18pm
crap drawings to show what i mean..
Edited by Joe C on 8th Oct, 2009. On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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940 Posts Member #: 1424 Post Whore Carnforth, Lancs |
8th Oct, 2009 at 09:56:44pm
I would say tail lift extended to length of car is the ideal - 'if' you have any engine problems with the car then this is the easiest way to push the car back into the van.
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![]() 4890 Posts Member #: 1775 Post Whore Chester |
8th Oct, 2009 at 10:00:09pm
very funny pics I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
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![]() 9327 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
8th Oct, 2009 at 10:00:51pm
On 8th Oct, 2009 mini13 said:
crap drawings to show what i mean..
![]() WAY too much effort has gone in to those drawings |
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![]() 12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
8th Oct, 2009 at 10:02:40pm
and they still look like a two year old has done them... On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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![]() 9327 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
8th Oct, 2009 at 10:09:45pm
Jim what were you talking about at the start:-
On 8th Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I know there is a lot of people on her |
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![]() 667 Posts Member #: 5232 Post Whore basingstoke |
8th Oct, 2009 at 10:14:46pm
I saw a tail lift modofied to lift a radical at Gurston a few weeks ago.
Mr. Prawn, the friendly Crustacean- slowly making steps towards forced induction. |
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![]() 4890 Posts Member #: 1775 Post Whore Chester |
8th Oct, 2009 at 11:02:36pm
Evil Knieval gets my vote I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
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![]() 3756 Posts Member #: 1709 I like granny porn. LONDONSHIRE |
9th Oct, 2009 at 12:46:55am
On 8th Oct, 2009 gr4h4m said:
Evil Knieval gets my vote 2nd'd'd'd or just tow it behind and put a jucuzzi and a bar in the luton,then you wont give a shit cos you'l be sipping corona whilst getting a service.... On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:
On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder. On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER) |
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