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9258 Posts Member #: 123 Post Whore Betwix Harrogate and York |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 05:18:51pm
Why is it that they put re-sealable tabs on packets of pasta, but make it impossible to open them? Generally pasta explodes all over the kitchen making re-sealing the packet impossible.
Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph
On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:
the design shows a distinct lack of imagination, talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry. |
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8604 Posts Member #: 573 Formerly Axel Podland |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 05:22:21pm
Why is it that 4x4 drivers drive faster in the snow than they normally do and put other drivers at risk? Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
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![]() 12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 05:37:02pm
aint that the truth!
On 22nd Dec, 2009 Paul S said:
Why is it that 4x4 drivers drive faster in the snow than they normally do and put other drivers at risk? On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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![]() 3329 Posts Member #: 184 Senior Member Melton Mowbray, Pie Country |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 06:20:40pm
I was thinking the same about pasta just the other day, ours goes in a big glass jar anyway (how domesticated am I).
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![]() 1346 Posts Member #: 2340 Post Whore Dublin Ireland |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 07:21:52pm
Im sorry Ben but why the FUCK is there a Parent and child Car park space ? the world did not force you to have kid, nor was kids forced upon you like some sort of disablement , so why the hell should somebody with kid get priority over some one else, you chose to have the kids SO DEAL WITH THE INCONVENIENCE !!
On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:
I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers. ______________________________________________________ |
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![]() 6274 Posts Member #: 509 Post Whore Isle of Man |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 07:26:38pm
why is it that when an oncoming car has its main beam on, i always look right at it? "Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"
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![]() 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 07:33:28pm
Why is it that people don't have common sense anymore? It seems people are only interested in themselves and not the world around them or the effect of their actions. Ignorance is bliss. On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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![]() 1424 Posts Member #: 2810 Formally spanner181187 Dublin, Ireland |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 07:38:10pm
Why is it that the general public is comprised entirely of cunts? On 12th Nov, 2009 Paul S said:
I think Gary OS has taken over my role as the forum smart arse ![]() On 30th Apr, 2010 Rod S said:
Gary's description is best |
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Forum Mod ![]() 4828 Posts Member #: 154 Post Whore Midlands |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 07:47:57pm
why do hot dogs come in cans of 8, but the buns come in packs of 6? can't remember where i read it but it's annoyed me for years.
On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:
Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF. |
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![]() 2054 Posts Member #: 452 Post Whore Chester, UK |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 07:50:00pm
why do old ppl assume they have right of way when getting on buses/trains waiting at the back of the queue |
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![]() 3329 Posts Member #: 184 Senior Member Melton Mowbray, Pie Country |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 08:05:44pm
On 22nd Dec, 2009 PaulH said:
Im sorry Ben but why the FUCK is there a Parent and child Car park space ? the world did not force you to have kid, nor was kids forced upon you like some sort of disablement , so why the hell should somebody with kid get priority over some one else, you chose to have the kids SO DEAL WITH THE INCONVENIENCE !! Rant over :) Wanker. All I can say is that when you have kids, which seams unlikely, you might understand. I agree that the spaces do not need to right next to the entrance, but that is as good a places as any. It is the wide spaces that is important. Try getting a kid in or out in a tight space and you will understand, possible but an added hassle. Yes I did choose to have kids, but as a species we need to procreate, in fact you could argue that it is our only real purpose, so it was not a choice really it was an obligation to mankind. And keeping people with helpful attitudes to his fellow man, like you from poluting the gene pool can only be a good thing, no offence. http://www.twin-turbo.co.uk
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8604 Posts Member #: 573 Formerly Axel Podland |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 08:35:57pm
Why is it that people get argumentative at Christmas? Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
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![]() 4890 Posts Member #: 1775 Post Whore Chester |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 08:37:02pm
There should be more wider spaces... I hate it when kids are allowed to get in on their own crashing the car door into mine...
I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
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8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 08:39:20pm
On 22nd Dec, 2009 Ben H said:
Why is it that people without kids park in the parent and child parking. And when I call them a wanker they take offence? yep i have a pop at these twats also the cnuts who park in disabled without badges really fucks me off On 22nd Dec, 2009 PaulH said:
Im sorry Ben but why the FUCK is there a Parent and child Car park space ? the world did not force you to have kid, nor was kids forced upon you like some sort of disablement , so why the hell should somebody with kid get priority over some one else, you chose to have the kids SO DEAL WITH THE INCONVENIENCE !! Rant over :) i dont have kids so i personally like the idea of having parent and child parking as it saves getting my car dinged, fuck sake think about it what is it with this time of year? everyone looses there common sense Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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![]() 4360 Posts Member #: 1459 En-suite user Braintree, Essex |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 09:00:06pm
too right! Might buy a child seat for the van to get better parking!
On 22nd Dec, 2009 PaulH said:
Im sorry Ben but why the FUCK is there a Parent and child Car park space ? the world did not force you to have kid, nor was kids forced upon you like some sort of disablement , so why the hell should somebody with kid get priority over some one else, you chose to have the kids SO DEAL WITH THE INCONVENIENCE !! Rant over :) On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish. On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood. Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series.............. |
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9258 Posts Member #: 123 Post Whore Betwix Harrogate and York |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 09:01:24pm
Come on, don't hold back boys, let it all out. Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph
On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:
the design shows a distinct lack of imagination, talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry. |
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![]() 4360 Posts Member #: 1459 En-suite user Braintree, Essex |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 09:02:21pm
bitch! lol
On 22nd Dec, 2009 wil_h said:
Come on, don't hold back boys, let it all out. On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish. On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood. Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series.............. |
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![]() 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 09:03:27pm
On 22nd Dec, 2009 gr4h4m said:
I do love going to Cost-co who have American size spaces. Couldn't agree more. My wife still can't park straight in them though... On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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857 Posts Member #: 1778 Post Whore Northants |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 09:04:30pm
Does anyone know a woman who can park? |
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![]() 1346 Posts Member #: 2340 Post Whore Dublin Ireland |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 09:05:25pm
On 22nd Dec, 2009 Ben H said:
Wanker A Little uncalled for Ben but I probably deserved it. On 22nd Dec, 2009 Ben H said:
And keeping people with helpful attitudes to his fellow man, like you from poluting the gene pool can only be a good thing, no offence. No Offence taken what so ever you in fact are spot on I do have a very helpful attitude towards fellow man, I just finished a fourteen week fundraising gig for the Harlds Cross Hospice (care home for the terminally I'll) which has raised 4K for them, last year I done the same and raised roughly the same for Concern :) On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:
I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers. ______________________________________________________ |
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![]() 611 Posts Member #: 5222 Post Whore Northumberland |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 09:05:53pm
I agree with Ben...you bunch of space hogging cunts! On 20th Jan, 2011 apbellamy said:
I have a bit of a fetish for tools |
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![]() 4360 Posts Member #: 1459 En-suite user Braintree, Essex |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 09:09:35pm
I wouldn't take affence...I have a transit! Its like a mobile wank booth. Stop anywhere...and get on it!
On 22nd Dec, 2009 PaulH said:
On 22nd Dec, 2009 Ben H said:
Wanker A Little uncalled for Ben but I probably deserved it. On 22nd Dec, 2009 Ben H said:
And keeping people with helpful attitudes to his fellow man, like you from poluting the gene pool can only be a good thing, no offence. No Offence taken what so ever you in fact are spot on I do have a very helpful attitude towards fellow man, I just finished a fourteen week fundraising gig for the Harlds Cross Hospice (care home for the terminally I'll) which has raised 4K for them, last year I done the same and raised roughly the same for Concern :) On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish. On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood. Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series.............. |
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4314 Posts Member #: 700 Formerly British Open Classic The West Country |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 09:10:59pm
On 22nd Dec, 2009 wil_h said:
Why is it that they put re-sealable tabs on packets of pasta, but make it impossible to open them? Generally pasta explodes all over the kitchen making re-sealing the packet impossible. It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who can't open a packet of pasta without chucking it all over the place. Isambard Kingdom Brunel said:
Nothing is impossible if you are an Engineer |
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![]() 1346 Posts Member #: 2340 Post Whore Dublin Ireland |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 09:14:02pm
In all fairness wolfie I do see your point here but you have to wonder, if common scene was brought into it, then wouldn't the common scene approach be if you cant manage to get your kids out of a normal car with out smashing every other car in the vicinity then may that person should get an SUV with sliding doors !
On 22nd Dec, 2009 wolfie said:
On 22nd Dec, 2009 Ben H said:
Why is it that people without kids park in the parent and child parking. And when I call them a wanker they take offence? yep i have a pop at these twats also the cnuts who park in disabled without badges really fucks me off On 22nd Dec, 2009 PaulH said:
Im sorry Ben but why the FUCK is there a Parent and child Car park space ? the world did not force you to have kid, nor was kids forced upon you like some sort of disablement , so why the hell should somebody with kid get priority over some one else, you chose to have the kids SO DEAL WITH THE INCONVENIENCE !! Rant over :) i dont have kids so i personally like the idea of having parent and child parking as it saves getting my car dinged, fuck sake think about it what is it with this time of year? everyone looses there common sense On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:
I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers. ______________________________________________________ |
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![]() 2924 Posts Member #: 95 Post Whore liverpool-on-sea |
22nd Dec, 2009 at 09:22:07pm
why do i need a sign on the motorway saying "FOG" i know its foggy i can see it.
Edited by Carl on 22nd Dec, 2009. no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.
On 28th Nov, 2008 Sprocket said:
Oh now that is a long shaft you have Carl. |
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