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Is this is the sign of things to come? All they need now is artificial inteligence!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeQYunmaeM

Needs to grow a bit before Arnie will fit the suit, lol

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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it was last thursday but nobody noticed.



On 15th Dec, 2009 fastcarl said:
sell the lot to me for £70 pounds and i'll let you stand on the outside edge and look on my inner circle of closest frinds, lol


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FOR EVERY WELL THOUGHT OUT AND WELL EXECUTED PRICISION JOB EVER CONCIEVED, YOU CAN GUARANTEE THAT SOMEWHERE IN WALSALL OR THE BLACK COUNTRY THERE WILL BE A BLOKE TRYING TO ACHIVE THE SAME BY MEANS OF "ITIN IT WI LUMP AMAR"


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Judgement day may be today for me anyway as i may me putting in a formal grievance against my boss for changing the hirachy and status of our team without consultation costing me £4200 a year in wages

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk

EDIT: "Joke" hopefully you won't be needing this link.

Edited by John on 11th Jan, 2010.

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May 17th at 8PM

http://www.wwe.com/shows/judgmentday/

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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My brother's gf was told that it is in 10 years and that she must spend it in a monastery for having immoral relations with him :p

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On 11th Jan, 2010 BadgerBaiter said:
My brother's gf was told that it is in 10 years and that she must spend it in a monastery for having immoral relations with him :p


Immoral as in Saturday night wrong love? *tongue*

Edited by John on 11th Jan, 2010.

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She's Georgian, Orthodox Christian (or something similar) and apparently pre-marital sex is frowned upon :p

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Dec 24th 2012 i think.... bummer


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On 11th Jan, 2010 retro-racer said:
Dec 24th 2012 i think.... bummer


Shame, im out that day.

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


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Assuming its right, whats any of us planning on doing about it??

I, for one will be getting a large loan off the bank 7 days beforehand, having a massive p*ss up and spendathon, breaking the world land speed record in my GTi through all the speed cameras in the midlands and visiting Downing Street stark naked whilst yelling "Come out, You corrupt bunch of b*sterds!" through the letter box of number 10.....

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow........


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Must have been really hard to get it to walk like its shat itself...


On 11th Jan, 2010 Sprocket said:
Is this is the sign of things to come? All they need now is artificial inteligence!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeQYunmaeM

Needs to grow a bit before Arnie will fit the suit, lol

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



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On 11th Jan, 2010 mini13 said:
Must have been really hard to get it to walk like its shat itself...

Looks like me crossing the landing the night after a good takeaway and a few beers........


On 11th Jan, 2010 Sprocket said:
Is this is the sign of things to come? All they need now is artificial inteligence!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeQYunmaeM

Needs to grow a bit before Arnie will fit the suit, lol

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow........


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An Image I didn't really want*oh well*


On 11th Jan, 2010 Metro Mandy said:


Looks like me crossing the landing the night after a good takeaway and a few beers........

On 11th Jan, 2010 mini13 said:
Must have been really hard to get it to walk like its shat itself...




On 11th Jan, 2010 Sprocket said:
Is this is the sign of things to come? All they need now is artificial inteligence!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeQYunmaeM

Needs to grow a bit before Arnie will fit the suit, lol

Edited by Sprocket on 11th Jan, 2010.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Joe C

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LOL!!!

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



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On 11th Jan, 2010 Metro Mandy said:
Assuming its right, whats any of us planning on doing about it??

I, for one will be getting a large loan off the bank 7 days beforehand, having a massive p*ss up and spendathon, breaking the world land speed record in my GTi through all the speed cameras in the midlands and visiting Downing Street stark naked whilst yelling "Come out, You corrupt bunch of b*sterds!" through the letter box of number 10.....


What will you do after that when its all been a hoax *hehe!*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Joe C

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about 15years!

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



Sprocket

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lol, Probably

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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On 11th Jan, 2010 Sprocket said:



On 11th Jan, 2010 Metro Mandy said:
Assuming its right, whats any of us planning on doing about it??

I, for one will be getting a large loan off the bank 7 days beforehand, having a massive p*ss up and spendathon, breaking the world land speed record in my GTi through all the speed cameras in the midlands and visiting Downing Street stark naked whilst yelling "Come out, You corrupt bunch of b*sterds!" through the letter box of number 10.....


What will you do after that when its all been a hoax *hehe!*



Well I've thought this through already. The large bank loan should settle my speeding fines and tab at the off licence. I might just get a couple of weeks at most for the Downing Street episode. That all that guy did who threw eggs at Prescott . He did get a punch back in the eye though. I wonder if he would hit a woman?? The thought was in my mind once when I stood watching him doing a speech in the centre of my town. Seriously!


Suck, squeeze, bang, blow........

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