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miniswordsman

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Ok, being on here for about a year and a half(I think) now, I have to see where the discrepency lies. I keep reading posts, and I can't tell if people are cursing or not. Is "fooked" or "arsed" a curse word? Lol... Please, keep the list going, those are the two I see most often.


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yes lol


Brett

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its fooked = its broken, or fucking broken..
arsed, = cant be arsed, cant be bothered, arsing around, cant think of any other way to use it

obviously you dont want to be fooked in the arse *wink* sorry thought that was quick for me *happy*

Edited by Brett on 30th Jun, 2010.

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what the cuss

Edited by t@z on 30th Jun, 2010.

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james,
il teach you when i come over,
dunno if you'l understand me,
im told Essex/South London is one of t harder to understand.....

On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:


On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)


miniswordsman

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lol. See what I mean? I would neither like to be fooked in the arse or fucked up the ass. Neither is good. How about Bollocks? I'm assuming the equivalent of bullshit? You might see that I pick it up quckly when you come over, I'm some what of a linguist.


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unless its 'Bollix'

as in "your a ..."

or "ask me ..."

excuse me its just the dublin talkin


miniswordsman

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See the confusion, lol? Fook me you're cursing confounds me! *hehe!*


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leeds/wakefield.

He's a fooking arse is a curse, but she's got a fooking great arse is a compliment.

shall we explain the rules of cricket while we are here,lol.

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The problem with bollocks is:

That is bollocks = That is bullshit
That is the dogs bollocks = that is the best thing ever

Bollocks = testicles

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Just to confuse things, English to American translation below.

Fooked = Fucked (note: Fooked is perculiar to South Yorkshire but has become common on here being first used by such people as Fastcarl)

Now for the confusing one, English to American to English:

Arse = Fanny = Vagina

Confusing the two should be avoided at all times.

And Finally

Wanker = Masterbater

Wanker is a sur name in the US, I would love to say there are no Wankers in the UK, but this forum would suggest otherwise!!! I have always wonderd if there is anyone called Randy Wanker in the US?

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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As wil says,
Fooked is a more northen thing to say,
i'd say fucked, as it wouln't sound right with my accent.

On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:


On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)


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leeds/wakefield.

i only use "fooked " as its much less offensive should any ofm y Daughters walk past my pc.

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t@z

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why do dogs have the best bollocks?

On 30th Jun, 2010 Ben H said:
The problem with bollocks is:

That is bollocks = That is bullshit
That is the dogs bollocks = that is the best thing ever

Bollocks = testicles

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because they've got a great swing?


On 30th Jun, 2010 t@z said:
why do dogs have the best bollocks?

On 30th Jun, 2010 Ben H said:
The problem with bollocks is:

That is bollocks = That is bullshit
That is the dogs bollocks = that is the best thing ever

Bollocks = testicles

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


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On 30th Jun, 2010 fastcarl said:
i only use "fooked " as its much less offensive should any ofm y Daughters walk past my pc.


Hello Carls daughter(s). Now stop FUCKING looking over his BASTARD sholder and FUCK off and do some BLOODY homework or some other SHIT!

BOLLOCKS

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


miniswordsman

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lol. Now you brought up another one wil. Bloody.


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On 30th Jun, 2010 miniswordsman said:
lol. Now you brought up another one wil. Bloody.

thats a hard one..
ill have a go

bloody door - after you walk into it
bloody chair - after a leg broke and you went on your arse
bloody car - after it broke ( again in our case)
bloody wanker - like wanker but with increased level of offence
bloody hell - like fucking hell ( fooking hell) but less offensive (imo)

where i am "bloody" isnt really used as an insult more a descriptive

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brilliant
i cant stop fooking laughing *happy**happy*

Edited by Brett on 30th Jun, 2010.

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Oli

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That is piss your pants funny!

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


miniswordsman

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bloody awesome. Now someone is going to have to clean the fooking piss off the floor Oli! lol


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bloody tosser - commonly used (by me) to curse someone being a cunt to you on the road... followed by some form of hand gesture :) OR another one i use "look at that stupid fucking chav"


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knob jocky is classic for me when i get cut up etc.

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,

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