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wil_h

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Got back to my car tonight after a 5am start, 6 hours on a train and the 7 hours in meetings with no break, to find some twat had driven into the sprint, smashing a headlight and cracking the front end.

This less than 1 week till we go to france in it. Didn't even have the decency to leave a note.

Cocks

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Sam

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I`m sorry to hear that Will. Has the surround for the light been smashed, as in, is the crack pretty much where the light surround mounts too?

Edited by Sam on 1st Jul, 2010.

On 19th Feb, 2011 Miniwilliams said:
OMG Robert that's a big one


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wankers... Sorry to hear it

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Nic

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Idiots
Ive had this happen in the lotus, exceptionally infuriating

However, does it look any better now?


wil_h

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Not really inspected it yet, but looks just like the glass is gone, internal indicator is still intact. The lights are mk1 Metro type.

I've ordered one off ebay. should be here next week.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Jason G

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fuckers!

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


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well i will say it again wil RAT BASTARD






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I'll go a bit stronger and say 'CUNTS!'

In the 13's at last!.. Just


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Excuse my french but : "les connards !" is probably their best description ...

Rusty by nature

On 23rd Jun, 2008 paul wiginton said:

They said "That sounds rough mate." I said "Cheers it cost me a fortune to make it sound like that!"


Oli

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Wilts

Any cctv where it was parked will?

Have the fuckers nicked.

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


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Pooh biscuits, not what you need.

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On 1st Jul, 2010 Oli said:
Any cctv where it was parked will?

Have the fuckers nicked.


Just What i was thinking! but sometimes the cunts are best left unknown as if they don't get nicked what would you do if you saw the cunt on the street?


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useless dumbasses, guessing you don't have anywhere off the road you can park it.


wil_h

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No CCTV.

Our office has no parking so I have to park on the street, it's as close as I can get to the office without paying.

I've parked there most days for 2 years with no problem. Just a pisser that it happens a few days before we go away when I've better things to be doing.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


evolotion

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this happened to me just the other week, came home from a 14 hour shift, dead as a duck parked up and walked away from the car, heard a crunch, looked round and some bint reversed her bmw mini into it. No damage to my old jag, but her bini was fucked .. lucky escape. then a few days later the lass in my work did pretty much the same, but ran her door and front wing across my bumper, thankfully she payed to get it fixed. have suffered vandalism of cars before, its never nice :(

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That's annoying, but to cheer you up:

Edited by Jay#2 on 1st Jul, 2010.

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Wil i have spare lights if you get stuck.

On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:


On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)


wil_h

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Cheers buddy, think I've sorted one.

On 1st Jul, 2010 rubicon said:
Wil i have spare lights if you get stuck.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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fucking knobs, I'll see them in hell

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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Anton

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Tossers i agree, some fucker has put a huge scrape down my prelude at work without leaving a note... cunts...


rubicon

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well, it could be some one that goes down there regular?
so have a qick look at mtor's down that road with damage?

On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:


On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)


GTVSaviour

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It happens everywhere fella - I'm in Brussels and someone went along the front wing, bumper and smashed the indicator on my Lexus old tank and f**ked off. Obviously a White car - so midnight dog walking around the area to spot the culprit........ may get lucky.

As 'joke' note above - I've had a fake note left by comedian delivery driver. Idiot didn't realise he came by EVERY week - so local shop bod nabbed him and gave me the full report. His bosses were NOT happy bunnies to have a threat of 5-0 arriving on their doorstep.

Hope you can trace them - good luck.


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Just as bad as finding two fat russians in you car who don't give a fuck that you cought them... Obviously inspecting the steering lock. "Joost looking, juuust loooking" - I was that baffled I just did - nothing... Told them to look somewhere else and drove off.

What's the world coming to!?

[X] nail here for new monitor

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