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9258 Posts Member #: 123 Post Whore Betwix Harrogate and York |
1st Jul, 2010 at 08:28:14pm
Got back to my car tonight after a 5am start, 6 hours on a train and the 7 hours in meetings with no break, to find some twat had driven into the sprint, smashing a headlight and cracking the front end.
Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph
On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:
the design shows a distinct lack of imagination, talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry. |
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1391 Posts Member #: 1686 Post Whore Oxford |
1st Jul, 2010 at 08:37:55pm
I`m sorry to hear that Will. Has the surround for the light been smashed, as in, is the crack pretty much where the light surround mounts too? Edited by Sam on 1st Jul, 2010. On 19th Feb, 2011 Miniwilliams said:
OMG Robert that's a big one |
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![]() 4890 Posts Member #: 1775 Post Whore Chester |
1st Jul, 2010 at 08:43:50pm
wankers... Sorry to hear it I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
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![]() 9326 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
1st Jul, 2010 at 08:45:32pm
Idiots
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9258 Posts Member #: 123 Post Whore Betwix Harrogate and York |
1st Jul, 2010 at 08:47:47pm
Not really inspected it yet, but looks just like the glass is gone, internal indicator is still intact. The lights are mk1 Metro type.
Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph
On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:
the design shows a distinct lack of imagination, talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry. |
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![]() 4360 Posts Member #: 1459 En-suite user Braintree, Essex |
1st Jul, 2010 at 08:51:33pm
fuckers! On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish. On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood. Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series.............. |
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![]() 9812 Posts Member #: 332 Resident Cylinder Head Modifier Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem |
1st Jul, 2010 at 08:57:43pm
well i will say it again wil RAT BASTARD
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![]() 7265 Posts Member #: 1268 The Boom Boom speaker Police! Essex |
1st Jul, 2010 at 09:10:58pm
I'll go a bit stronger and say 'CUNTS!' In the 13's at last!.. Just |
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![]() 1137 Posts Member #: 1450 Post Whore Near Paris - France |
1st Jul, 2010 at 09:18:20pm
Excuse my french but : "les connards !" is probably their best description ... Rusty by nature
On 23rd Jun, 2008 paul wiginton said:
They said "That sounds rough mate." I said "Cheers it cost me a fortune to make it sound like that!" |
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![]() 1733 Posts Member #: 1910 Post Whore Wilts |
1st Jul, 2010 at 09:20:59pm
Any cctv where it was parked will?
On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked, |
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4314 Posts Member #: 700 Formerly British Open Classic The West Country |
1st Jul, 2010 at 09:52:18pm
Pooh biscuits, not what you need. Isambard Kingdom Brunel said:
Nothing is impossible if you are an Engineer |
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![]() 847 Posts Member #: 6673 Post Whore Worral Sheffield |
1st Jul, 2010 at 09:52:36pm
On 1st Jul, 2010 Oli said:
Any cctv where it was parked will? Have the fuckers nicked. Just What i was thinking! but sometimes the cunts are best left unknown as if they don't get nicked what would you do if you saw the cunt on the street? |
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1083 Posts Member #: 8932 Post Whore |
1st Jul, 2010 at 09:53:01pm
useless dumbasses, guessing you don't have anywhere off the road you can park it. |
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9258 Posts Member #: 123 Post Whore Betwix Harrogate and York |
1st Jul, 2010 at 10:01:46pm
No CCTV.
Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph
On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:
the design shows a distinct lack of imagination, talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry. |
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![]() 2909 Posts Member #: 83 Post Whore Glasgow, Scotland |
1st Jul, 2010 at 10:47:01pm
this happened to me just the other week, came home from a 14 hour shift, dead as a duck parked up and walked away from the car, heard a crunch, looked round and some bint reversed her bmw mini into it. No damage to my old jag, but her bini was fucked .. lucky escape. then a few days later the lass in my work did pretty much the same, but ran her door and front wing across my bumper, thankfully she payed to get it fixed. have suffered vandalism of cars before, its never nice :( turbo 16v k-series 11.9@118.9 :)
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![]() 2500 Posts Member #: 648 Post Whore Northern Ireland (ex AUS) |
1st Jul, 2010 at 10:55:23pm
That's annoying, but to cheer you up:
Edited by Jay#2 on 1st Jul, 2010. On 7th Nov, 2008 Nic said:
naeJ m !!!!!!sdrawkcab si gnihtyreve ?droabyekym ot deneppah sah tahw ayhwdd |
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![]() 3756 Posts Member #: 1709 I like granny porn. LONDONSHIRE |
1st Jul, 2010 at 10:56:11pm
Wil i have spare lights if you get stuck. On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:
On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder. On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER) |
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9258 Posts Member #: 123 Post Whore Betwix Harrogate and York |
2nd Jul, 2010 at 08:18:13am
On 1st Jul, 2010 rubicon said:
Wil i have spare lights if you get stuck. Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph
On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:
the design shows a distinct lack of imagination, talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry. |
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Site Admin ![]() 9407 Posts Member #: 58 455bhp per ton 12 sec 1/4 mile road legal mini Sunny Bridgend, South Wales |
2nd Jul, 2010 at 10:12:15am
fucking knobs, I'll see them in hell On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:
I think the welsh one has it right! 1st to provide running proof of turbo twinkie in a car and first to run a 1/4 in one!! Is your data backed up?? one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials |
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1050 Posts Member #: 764 Post Whore Staffordshire |
2nd Jul, 2010 at 12:46:14pm
Tossers i agree, some fucker has put a huge scrape down my prelude at work without leaving a note... cunts... |
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![]() 3756 Posts Member #: 1709 I like granny porn. LONDONSHIRE |
2nd Jul, 2010 at 12:52:34pm
well, it could be some one that goes down there regular?
On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:
On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder. On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER) |
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10 Posts Member #: 8984 Member |
12th Jul, 2010 at 03:27:49pm
It happens everywhere fella - I'm in Brussels and someone went along the front wing, bumper and smashed the indicator on my Lexus old tank and f**ked off. Obviously a White car - so midnight dog walking around the area to spot the culprit........ may get lucky.
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![]() 509 Posts Member #: 1027 Post Whore Germini, black forrest |
12th Jul, 2010 at 04:44:27pm
Just as bad as finding two fat russians in you car who don't give a fuck that you cought them... Obviously inspecting the steering lock. "Joost looking, juuust loooking" - I was that baffled I just did - nothing... Told them to look somewhere else and drove off.
[X] nail here for new monitor |
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