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apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

Saturday nights are ruined for the rest of the year!

Wifey just won't accept my logic that X Factor is shite and she shouldn't watch it. Ever.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex

HA! ha!

no X factor in my house!

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



tadge44

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Buckinghamshire

Whats X factor ?

Is it boost related ?

If not WTF is it doing on here ?


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

On 9th Oct, 2010 Joe C said:
HA! ha!

no X factor in my house!



Sundays too apparently, at least she's at work...

Edited by apbellamy on 9th Oct, 2010.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

On 9th Oct, 2010 tadge44 said:
Whats X factor ?

A huge annoyance!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Gaball

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Gobshite that posts wank videos.

Somerset, UK

I'll watch the auditions to laff at the people who think they are good but just aren't
then its a no no

Gaball said:
Motorsport Engineering Student
Project Car 1293 Turbo Mini (on a student budget)

On 7th Oct, 2010 apbellamy said:
Carbon but plug?


Carl S
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That is a tough break Andy, I also go by Joe's standards and have a no X-Factor zone going on.


just_jack

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peterborough

put it on mute, and wait for the eye candy, cheryl cole is saaweet on the eyes

Jack Jones


wolfie

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ive come upstairs and playing a nice bit of jimmy to drow out the racket from downstairs

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams


Rod S

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I don't really watch ITV but from what I keep getting thrust in my face on the BBC website it seems to be some sort of programme about getting someone who's Visa has expired to live in the UK at my expense....

Apparently there is some "BaseFook" website where 1/4 million people (presumably all Benefit Claimants too) expect me to pay for them and her.

And apparently the guy with the bad trousers is paying for a lawyer to get hold of my taxes for her because his ratings (and maybe his trousers) depend on it........

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


Sprocket

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Lucky bastard!, I've got to suffer Strictly Come Dancing!! untill Christmas!

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


fastcarl

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leeds/wakefield.

Well iv'e just been over the road to a friends house for a curry, and now thev'e put the britains talentless shite on so iv'e come home, and the wife had the nerve to complain that i was leaving, fuck me,

WWW.FORCE-RACING.CO.UK PLEASE CLICK HERE


Mini_the_minx

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I'm forced to endure X Factor and Strictly. Thankfully we have Sky+ so it can be recorded so I don't have to put up with the shit that is going to ruin the next few months.

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


Jason G

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Braintree, Essex

Sod that shite. Go to work....eat...watch a film...beer....knock one out....bed
Enought said...simples!

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


Anton

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i have a theory that xfactor is designed to take advantage of stupid people...


wolfie

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bugger ive missed my calling

On 9th Oct, 2010 Anton said:
i have a theory that xfactor is designed to take advantage of stupid people...

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams


george91

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Lol at Rod, so glad i don't have to watch this crap, pleased i live with people that also appreciate how shite it is. :)


wil_h

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No X factor in my house, but I have to suffer Waterloo Road, which is the biggest pile of shit ever.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


evolotion

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lol, there was some "tallent" show on tonite in my flat .. left and went to see the boys! happy days! thank god the mrs isnt into that shite....

turbo 16v k-series 11.9@118.9 :)

Denis O'Brien.


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

I wore her down and it got turned of at 9. Only an hour and a bit of my life wasted...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Brett

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Doncaster, South Yorkshire

i had to watch it too, not good...

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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pickmeup

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Bristol

i had to watch strictly and x factor last night :(


wolfie

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i am looking forward to dancing on ice, holly willoughby has excellent tits

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams


shane

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Lowestoft, Suffolk.

PMSL, its programs like this that make me glad that a, I live on my own, and b, Im single!
Shane


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I don't see the problem, the Mrs watches her programmes, I go in the garage, everyone is happy.


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂

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