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MarkGTT

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on facebook.. random

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Minis-are-to...54441776?v=wall

but at least they got a nice shot of a turbo - could do with a polish.



DaveVader

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Why is it that most people put an apostrophe in "minis"?
It's a plural for fuck sake, not ownerships.
I have 2 minis.
This morning, mini's exhaust fell off.

Oh and lol that the FB group is getting taken over by enthusiasts.


Jason G

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Most British cars are shite on paper, but they have charactor...thats what makes the difference :)

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


apbellamy

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For a moment I thought you had set your car on fire again Mark...

And why does crashing your mini make it shit?

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Nic

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Thats the wil/ben car!


Mini_the_minx

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They are using a picture of a burnt out Bini, the irony.

I tend to ignore crap like this, clearly someone isn't getting enough attention in their normal day to day life so needs to start a Facebook group to gain some comments. Bad attention is still attention at the end of the day. Losers

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


wil_h

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You're right Nic, its the TT1

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Ben H

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One of those is my car. I wonder where that picture came from?

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Mini_the_minx

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They've used a picture of one of my friends Mini too, wankers

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


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On 22nd Oct, 2010 DaveVader said:
Why is it that most people put an apostrophe in "minis"?
It's a plural for fuck sake, not ownerships.
I have 2 minis.
This morning, mini's exhaust fell off.

Oh and lol that the FB group is getting taken over by enthusiasts.


Now I am probibly the last person to contradict this, but, I thought "My Mini's exhaust" means that the exhaust belongs to the mini.

"Minis are total shit" without the apostrophe means there is more than one.

"My Mini's shit", the apostrophe indicates dropped letters, in this example "My Mini is shit".

Complication arises when the word ends with an S. In this case only the apostrophe is added, for example "My Missus' car is red" which would have been "My Missus's car is red"

That said, I don't use grammar as I should, much to the annoyance of half of the secondary language world *hehe!* For us that English is our prime language, we really should make much more of an effort, and minor mistakes like these made by those that have English as a second language is perfectly acceptable. Mind you they are usually better at English than we are :$

Now Its been many years since I left school and my grammar is not what it used to be, even then it was poor. Does it really really matter? when you know what the chap is saying? It is a language after all and a language's prime function is to communicate. What I mean is, the odd dropping of punctuation, the odd spelling mistake, is okay in my book. What I do NOT agree with, is, dropping half the letters from all the words in a sentence, replacing certain pairs of letters with a singular similar sounding letter, or, completely dropping those letters and replacing them with numbers. Text speak is evil *angry*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


MarkGTT

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On 22nd Oct, 2010 apbellamy said:
For a moment I thought you had set your car on fire again Mark...


I can see why this would be a possibility lol

But no just some twats on Facebook..


apbellamy

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On 22nd Oct, 2010 wil_h said:
You're right Nic, its the TT1

This one?



What happened? Looks like a bit of an off.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


MarkGTT

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Yeah I thought that was wil/bens


wil_h

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Ben killed it at Olivers Mount, that is 70ft of the road and down a steep bank.


On 23rd Oct, 2010 apbellamy said:
On 22nd Oct, 2010 wil_h said:
You're right Nic, its the TT1

This one?



What happened? Looks like a bit of an off.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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i thought i that number rang a bell! you done a good job there boy.

Just laugh it off is best.

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wil_h

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I'm not bothered if people have this oppinion of minis. Considering the swearing that has been used in the garage towards mine, the neighbours probably think I think minis are shit!

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


apbellamy

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That's an impressive fail.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Mini_the_minx

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I think it's different with some people though. I've called Vader and Minxy all the names under the sun, my neighbours thought I hated Minxy as I yelled 'If you don't fucking start I'll burn you' *oh well*

It's one thing you insulting your own car but if some randomer turned to me and called Vader shit they'd either get a mouth full or be on their arse. I suppose it just depends how you feel about your Mini.

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


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On 23rd Oct, 2010 apbellamy said:
On 22nd Oct, 2010 wil_h said:
You're right Nic, its the TT1

This one?



What happened? Looks like a bit of an off.


That'll t-cut out, maybe a bit of filler and newspaper and some rattle cans. Would have been good as new!!!

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
a breif struggle ensued but Will emerged the victor with a pair of undies in his possesion


On 21st Sep, 2009 apbellamy said:
No, but you did chuck your guts up over my front gate the Saturday before! You even managed to get a bit in your arm pit...


wil_h

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This is what happened to it

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


evolotion

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minis are pretty crap tbf .. they just have lots of charm!

turbo 16v k-series 11.9@118.9 :)

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Nothing charming about driving in the rain then looking down at the passenger side foor to see the missus hand bag (clutchie, for Denis' benefit *wink*) submerged 2" in water!! I'll never hear the end of that one!

I admit, they are fun when they work *hehe!*

Edited by Sprocket on 23rd Oct, 2010.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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haha, yeah my misses learned fast to keep her handbag *tongue* on the back seat :)

turbo 16v k-series 11.9@118.9 :)

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I don't have a misses :( but then that's why I can have three cars :)

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My handbag gets dumped in the passenger footwell, less likely to get flung about down there and I haven't had an issue with leakage *happy*

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com

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