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apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire

Can anybody recommend anybody? We've got a bit of a hole in the roof. Will need scaffolding to access it.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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I know a lad who can probably patch it up for a small fee.

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apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

By a bit of a hole I mean about 3 foot by 3 foot with no slates... Access is a right PITA as it's tight against next door. Does he have big balls?

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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expanding foam?

surely if you stand on tip toes you'l be able to reach?

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On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)


MikeRace

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Yeah hes fearless, put it this way he put a ladder against the back of my and jumped on my roof no bother, he asked if i wished to join and i declined.

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

I'll let you know how much the proper firms are taking the piss by then mike. Ta

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Rob Gavin

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Storm damage claim?


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

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Wasn't stormy enough. You need either winds of 55mph or 15mm of rain according to the halifax...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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you can claim 3 months after the event andy, go on bracnal weather centre and look for storm force winds etc and back date it . get it repaired pronto! for the house caves in.

get a reciept of the roofer for under £1500 the wont come out .................. been there done that!!






apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

The buggers want to come out. It's the scaffolding that's the killer. It's high up and access is poor...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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Halifax will more than likely come out - trust me!


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

The offending hole:



Probably 27-28 feet up in the air with only just over a meter between our house and next door...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


BENROSS

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get it sorted pronto! andy pay for the repair and get the invoice like i said you quids in

what cause it ?






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fucker thats a big hole!


apbellamy

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wind last week.

Need some work doing up in that area anyway so chances are I'll fork out for it. Just means less mini money and less plastering money...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


apbellamy

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Wifey says you get extra points for being observant *wink*

On 22nd Nov, 2010 Adam_R said:
fucker thats a big hole!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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On 22nd Nov, 2010 apbellamy said:
less plastering money...

You better have enough money for getting plastered next Saturday *happy*

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


apbellamy

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beer vouchers are in a different pot and are 'safe'

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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the way around scaffolding is rope access its the future!!


apbellamy

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so how do you fasten the ropes up above your roof? Tie them to the clouds?

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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Sky hooks.....


On 23rd Nov, 2010 apbellamy said:
so how do you fasten the ropes up above your roof? Tie them to the clouds?

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