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rosco454

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Just need to vent......

Im on the look out for a classic shape impreza at the moment (wont say which model as someone will edit my quote and use it as a signature!) and the amount of really bad adverts out there is unbelievable!I dont expect a perfect essay on the car but more than a few words in text speak would be nice.

I thought it was probably has something to do with imprezas attracting chavs but seems to be the same for any sort of decent horsepower car until you get to about £6k or so.

Please say its not just me that gets pissed off by this?

On 20th Jan, 2011 apbellamy said:

I have a bit of a fetish for tools


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So you were trying to get an STI I presume?? *happy*

I found the same when I got the old two Imprezas, every little chav and his burberry cap wanted one/had one and it was like a 14 year old had written it. I've given up on trying to read adverts for Skylines/S14s now.

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


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around here most of the guys with imprezas dont have jobs.. or the ability to talk properly never mind write an add,

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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wups*happy*

Edited by Brett on 6th Dec, 2010.

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Correct Brett! Me and the missus were once out for a drive in the tangerine when i passed a silver scooby with the worst body kit youve ever seen with an amoeba sat at the wheel! He immediatley span it around and gave chase. I could see him tear arsing up behind me anyways we pulled up at some lights and he got along side. There was some chav dickhead in the back rodding me and laughing. His face was knocked the opposite side of hid head when i battered him off the line leaving him in a ploom of blueish fog!

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rosco454

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As I said,pretty sure its down to the plebs that drive them.I have a decent budget for the right car but theres so much abused shit out there (likes of the one mike mentioned above I would guess).

Cheers Ross.

On 20th Jan, 2011 apbellamy said:

I have a bit of a fetish for tools


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I supose it goes hand in hand then that finding a good one is not going to be easy?


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There is a lot of abused shit out there, but if you persevere eventually you will find a nice example, usually owned by a mature owner since new or nearly new.


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i'd agree with that, i've been trawling through ads for s14a's and skylines for the past few weeks and there's a lot of barried up shit about. you can tell they've been ragged by every cap wearing muppet under the sun.

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I tend to look for the imports of these now. Mainly because most burberry wearing illiterate wankage can't afford to buy/insure them. Or the most boring looking one I can find.




On 7th Dec, 2010 Nick said:
i'd agree with that, i've been trawling through ads for s14a's and skylines for the past few weeks and there's a lot of barried up shit about. you can tell they've been ragged by every cap wearing muppet under the sun.

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


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On 7th Dec, 2010 Nick said:
i'd agree with that, i've been trawling through ads for s14a's and skylines for the past few weeks and there's a lot of barried up shit about. you can tell they've been ragged by every cap wearing muppet under the sun.


cheapish S15 here....
http://www.japaneseimportsltd.co.uk/20024/cars.htm

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On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)


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On 6th Dec, 2010 rosco454 said:
Just need to vent......

Im on the look out for a classic shape impreza at the moment (wont say which model as someone will edit my quote and use it as a signature!) and the amount of really bad adverts out there is unbelievable!I dont expect a perfect essay on the car but more than a few words in text speak would be nice.

I thought it was probably has something to do with imprezas attracting chavs but seems to be the same for any sort of decent horsepower car until you get to about £6k or so.

Please say its not just me that gets pissed off by this?


I spent ages recently looking for a first gen Impreza, the above is one of the reasons I stopped looking, it just felt like too much of a risk.


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On 7th Dec, 2010 Tom Fenton said:
There is a lot of abused shit out there, but if you persevere eventually you will find a nice example, usually owned by a mature owner since new or nearly new.



That's what I have! A lovely one owner from new 2002 WRX, owned by a middle aged Doctor and his family and loads of history. His ad was well written, I'd avoid chav-ads or anything that would make me think I was buying from someone like that!


rosco454

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Hopefully I will come across something along those lines but losing hope at the moment and started looking at other decent power jap stuff.

On the plus side though I have come across some stuff that made me chuckle such as "DIS IS MILES FATSA DAN ANY EVO ON DA ROAD" from a guy who reckoned he had 325bhp from a turbo 2000 scooby with a filter,exhaust and chip.......keep dreaming!

On 20th Jan, 2011 apbellamy said:

I have a bit of a fetish for tools


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Go for a Wrx wagon, there are plenty of unmolested examples about. I had found a good one, then got the insurance quote of £1600 quid so that put end to that.

Now decided to keep the honda, and get a Defender instead when the right one comes up. Trying to find one of those that hasn't been fucked, for sensible money is virtually impossible.

On 7th Oct, 2010 5haneJ said:
yeah I gave it all a good prodding

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