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6 Posts Member #: 9373 Junior Member |
19th Feb, 2011 at 01:57:59pm
This bit of any forum always feels like a mix between a company training event and a something Anonymous meeting. Introduce yourself....
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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
19th Feb, 2011 at 02:56:02pm
Hello and welcome.
On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it 
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 6729 Posts Member #: 618 Post Whore Glasgow |
19th Feb, 2011 at 02:56:49pm
welcome to TM |
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6 Posts Member #: 9373 Junior Member |
19th Feb, 2011 at 03:27:02pm
On 19th Feb, 2011 apbellamy said:
Hello and welcome. We're not into dwarf sex round here... That brought a laugh on an otherwise wet and miserable day. |
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 1648 Posts Member #: 9038 Post Whore Carlisle, Cumbria |
19th Feb, 2011 at 04:13:54pm
welcome and a turbo elf would make for the perfect sleeper |
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 10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
19th Feb, 2011 at 05:58:55pm
On 19th Feb, 2011 apbellamy said:
We're not into dwarf sex round here... Speak for youself! 
If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
19th Feb, 2011 at 06:13:48pm
On 19th Feb, 2011 John said:
On 19th Feb, 2011 apbellamy said:
We're not into dwarf sex round here... Speak for youself! Is that because you can't 'help yourself' at the moment? lol On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
19th Feb, 2011 at 06:59:28pm
I'll do it with my left hand. If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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 611 Posts Member #: 5222 Post Whore Northumberland |
19th Feb, 2011 at 07:49:01pm
Hello and welcome mate,dont worry not every thread ends up as a wanking discussion after seven replies! On 20th Jan, 2011 apbellamy said:
I have a bit of a fetish for tools |
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 497 Posts Member #: 7641 Senior Member Jersey, CI |
19th Feb, 2011 at 08:05:15pm
LOL. just most....
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10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
19th Feb, 2011 at 08:13:59pm
If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
20th Feb, 2011 at 08:48:32am
On 19th Feb, 2011 rosco454 said:
Hello and welcome mate,dont worry not every thread ends up as a wanking discussion after seven replies! It's usually 4 or 5 On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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 2057 Posts Member #: 9252 Post Whore Cleethorpes |
20th Feb, 2011 at 09:16:32am
welcome
Done now needs redoing lol |
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Forum Mod  1927 Posts Member #: 1761 Stalker Bristol |
20th Feb, 2011 at 12:52:02pm
Welcome to TM :) |
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6 Posts Member #: 9373 Junior Member |
20th Feb, 2011 at 02:42:05pm
Glad to see there is a good sense of humour on here. |
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 5417 Posts Member #: 6181 Double hard bastard brookwood woking |
20th Feb, 2011 at 02:52:52pm
Hello mate and welcome. I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf
On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up. |
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 9812 Posts Member #: 332 Resident Cylinder Head Modifier Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem |
20th Feb, 2011 at 03:45:01pm
a warm welcome.............. yes an Elf with a turbo engine in, producing 180 bhp ish...... would shock all the chavs ....lol
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6 Posts Member #: 9373 Junior Member |
20th Feb, 2011 at 09:19:06pm
My Esprit shocks a few others anyway. It's one of the old bodied ones (James Bond styled ones) but it has the later subframe and running gear under it so the engine is pushing out close to 300HP, so 180HP Elf would seem even more extreme, hence me liking the idea. |
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 1596 Posts Member #: 8027 Post Whore Thrapston, Kettering, Northants NN14 |
20th Feb, 2011 at 09:30:31pm
Get some piccies up then :) oh and welcome along... On 17th Feb, 2011 apbellamy said:
I popped my first one out the other day... |
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6 Posts Member #: 9373 Junior Member |
21st Feb, 2011 at 10:57:58pm
The best I can do so far is www.a-clements.co.uk. The Riley should be maroon with a white roof but a previous owner had it sprayed yellow, that will change back and that will probably happen when I replace panels at the front. |
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 2233 Posts Member #: 9037 Post Whore Doncaster, yorkshire |
22nd Feb, 2011 at 02:40:54pm
Welcome mate Audi s4 b5 - 470bhp & 486ft lbs
On 15th Mar, 2012 wil_h said:
Yes, Carl says he gets requests for rimming all the time On 30th Apr, 2012 Brett said:
yeah stick the bit in and give it a wobble  |
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 9502 Posts Member #: 1023 Post Whore Doncaster, South Yorkshire |
22nd Feb, 2011 at 06:51:13pm
Lo Lo welcome to TM!!! Yes i moved to the darkside |
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