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wintersurferuk

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with the lovley weather and having just cleaned my carb, I rushed out today to get my car back on the road, how hard is it to fit a carb!

everything went on like clockwork, but wouldn't start. battery flat, got the jump-starter out, still wouldnt start.

with the ignition still on, poped my head under the bonnet to see if anything was a miss. puzzled, i could hear water running, that distinct sound of something filling up like a trickling noise, right to the top.

Ive gone and plumed the fuel into the pleum "spelling i know" which went on to fill my intercooler to the very top, all 8 liters of it!

fucking tit! *frown*

I just cant beleve how stupid i can be.

striped it all, alt, coilpack and hoses just to get it out.


theoneeyedlizard

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Meh. Oh well, at least it's all clean in the intercooler and pipework now lol.

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Rob Gavin

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easily done!


Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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oh dear! Spin it over with the plugs out, and check the oils not petroly too.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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John

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Errr Ooops!

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wil_h

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It could have been worse. I was told of a guy who has petrol leaking all night into his engine, filling the sump.

The sump exploded on startup.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


nutter driver

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ha!! i did exactly the same when i first plumbed mine in, only i had no intercooler, so was only about 1 litre, but still!!!! very easily done!!

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theoneeyedlizard

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Good point. It could gave easily got past the rings into the oil. It's probably due a change anyway.

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Ben H

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Ha ha that is quite funny. Easily done though. I heard of a bloke that got a little confused and filled his cooling system with oil and his sum with water, ops...

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hazpalmer

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woops! at least you realised before it was too late. Wont make that mistake again though.


wintersurferuk

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looks like an oil change tomo then :) thanks for telling me.
there was petrol everywhere, so im going to give it a hose down.

Someone told me the bright idea of un-pluging the outlet of the intercooler, letting it drain into a bucket and starting the car, reving the nuts out of it useing the turbo to blow through all the petrol! so glad i didn't.


On 27th Feb, 2011 wil_h said:
It could have been worse. I was told of a guy who has petrol leaking all night into his engine, filling the sump.

The sump exploded on startup.


bennyy

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Oh dear, I've got my carb to fit tonight, I best not do the same :)

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On 15th Mar, 2012 wil_h said:

Yes, Carl says he gets requests for rimming all the time

On 30th Apr, 2012 Brett said:
yeah stick the bit in and give it a wobble *wink*

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