Office Pranks... (the last is the best!)
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*When two (or more) people are working at desks that are put next to each other, switch their telephone cords. With all those cables lying around it will take some time before they find that one out!


*Put a piece of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. Give it some time for it to fester and build up a strong odour. Then call them and keep them on the phone for as long as possible.


*Get a hold of someone's cell phone and change the greeting banner to say "NO SERVICE". Many cell phones have greeting banners on them that you can personalize to say whatever you want them to and it stays on there when you're not using your phone. Also, when there is no service where you are, most cell phone companies have a banner that pops up on your screen saying "no service".


*Go into MS Word or similar program on co-worker's computer, and add an entry to the AutoCorrect feature. This is a very simple prank that will send the novice user into a frenzy. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!". They will usually panic and start scanning for viruses.


*Take clear tape and tape the underside of the mouse. Make sure you take the sticky end of the tape and apply it to the bottom of the mouse so it locks the ball in place. The victim will most likely check the connections in the back, reinstall drivers, reboot, etc., before they realize what has happened.


*Do a "Print Screen" of the user's desktop, and then paste the image from the clipboard to a photo program, and save the image as a bitmap. Then, set the 'snapshot' of their desktop as the actual desktop wallpaper. (You'll have to hide the Windows status bar, and move all their desktop icons into a folder, which you can hide conspicuously in the corner or something.) The user will see their desktop as always, but everything on it will appear to be frozen when they try to click on it...sending them into a rebooting and virus scanning fit!


*Try to find a very obnoxious CD laying around. Preferably a reggae or rap CD. Pop it in their CD ROM. Put up the sound full blast on the volume control. On normal configurations the audio CD will autoplay when windows first starts up. The person starting up there PC in the morning will definitely be embarrassed.


*This is for that special person you just can't stand in the office, the one who talks on the phone all day with their boyfriend/girlfriend and gets personal e-mail all day. Go into their e-mail and change their defaults to automatically "blind carbon copy" their boss or supervisor. Heads will roll!


*Try "password securing" someone's screen saver. First I suggest changing the screen saver to "scrolling marque" and inserting your own word or phrase, "Mr. Jones (president or supervisor) licks dead donkeys balls" or something to that effect.


*With someone who is on the phone a lot during work - This works if you have phones that the handset comes apart. Take the handset apart and put scotch tape over the mouthpiece inside. They can still be heard, but they have to talk loud to be heard. The next day take it off, and put it in the earpiece. Usually they will be yelling to the other person on the line the next day, and won't be able to hear them. When they complain about the phone, and get a replacement, do it on the next phone. After about a week you will notice the calls to be down considerably.


And The Best Prank Of All
*Simply pop out the 'm' and 'n' key on someone's keyboard and reverse the two. Any flat tool will work. Just pry it with little pressure and they will easily come right off. Then just sit back and watch the confusion.

thank god I don't work with dave!

very funny

Team Racing

They're very good. But I dom't thimk you'll catch ne out with that last ome.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph

lol at wil, someones on the ball this morning

Team Racing

quality, some one did that autocorrect thing at college a couple of years ago, i didn't know what it was and it drove me round the feckin bend!!!

The mouth peice one going to have some miles in for me LOL............................................

taping the bit under the phone that actuallys answers it makes me laugh. works every week!

another thing we used to do was staple peoples work to their desks! Last sheet of course

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if your mates say into reading a good book and takes a couple of days weeks to read it at dinner time or on shifts...... say at work

rip the last page out...............

but keep it to your self

then look for the steam rising

Book?




As in no fooking pictures?




No thank you...

what without all the pages stuck together

Everyone knows that instructions only have to be read if the thing doesn't work....

Last book I read that had no pictures was 'fantastic mr fox' and i'm not joking...


I was going to say 'the twits' but that had the odd scribbled picture as i recall???

Lmao, nice one Dave!
I'm going to have a go at the last one for tomorrow. 1st April, haw haw!