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21 Posts Member #: 9460 Member newark on trent (notts/lincs border) |
15th Jun, 2011 at 09:36:05pm
I wonder if benross is a jedi tuner? Cos you have to use telepathy or the force to contact him about work, as no phone number , email or website. I am getting tired of systematically going through the phone book and asking, "do you tune minis" I expect the door to door enquiries are going to be more tireing tho!! ABS and traction control are for people that should not have bought a car that fast!
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 10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
15th Jun, 2011 at 09:48:10pm
Have you pm'd him and asked for his phone number? If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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 3249 Posts Member #: 1194 Post Whore Shropshire. |
15th Jun, 2011 at 09:49:08pm
You could always try sending him a message on here.. |
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 1648 Posts Member #: 9038 Post Whore Carlisle, Cumbria |
15th Jun, 2011 at 09:51:28pm
yeh send him a PM and he will reply and answer any questions you have. |
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 460 Posts Member #: 843 Senior Member Stoke-on-Trent. Duck. |
15th Jun, 2011 at 10:04:25pm
He got back to me within day of sending a PM and we had a PM-chat last night. He's not that illusive! |
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 106 Posts Member #: 9354 Advanced Member |
15th Jun, 2011 at 10:13:35pm
you are confused,
Edited by Funkyp on 15th Jun, 2011. Apparently, I'm Wrong :[ |
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 141 Posts Member #: 7891 Advanced Member Annapolis, MD USA |
15th Jun, 2011 at 10:40:38pm
On 15th Jun, 2011 Funkyp said:
you are confused, You think Benross exists. Well, since the dawn of time, turbo mini's were crap; They were so crappy the people have forsaken the turbo mini's for false gods. The great wizard of Turbo mountain made up "Benross", in order let people think that mini's could be turbo'ed and not blow up. As it seems it worked pretty well. from time to time, the ghost of Benross shows up and leaves, so people would say they saw him. As for the mini's, only one mini have remained unbeaten and reliable, thats the mini of Benross, built from dragons blood and shiny shiny objects. No one has ever seen that mini, but people believe it exists somewhere, the only reliable turbo mini in the world. That is funny as hell....and I think somewhat true... 
Eric
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 5417 Posts Member #: 6181 Double hard bastard brookwood woking |
15th Jun, 2011 at 11:28:29pm
On 15th Jun, 2011 EricsAmerica said:
On 15th Jun, 2011 Funkyp said:
you are confused, You think Benross exists. Well, since the dawn of time, turbo mini's were crap; They were so crappy the people have forsaken the turbo mini's for false gods. The great wizard of Turbo mountain made up "Benross", in order let people think that mini's could be turbo'ed and not blow up. As it seems it worked pretty well. from time to time, the ghost of Benross shows up and leaves, so people would say they saw him. As for the mini's, only one mini have remained unbeaten and reliable, thats the mini of Benross, built from dragons blood and shiny shiny objects. No one has ever seen that mini, but people believe it exists somewhere, the only reliable turbo mini in the world. That is funny as hell....and I think somewhat true... LoL 
I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf
On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up. |
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 497 Posts Member #: 7641 Senior Member Jersey, CI |
15th Jun, 2011 at 11:54:27pm
superb, lol. |
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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
16th Jun, 2011 at 08:07:29am
For a ghost he makes a nice cup of tea On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
16th Jun, 2011 at 08:13:43am
And bacon sarnies! If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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 428 Posts Member #: 39 Senior Member Bristol |
16th Jun, 2011 at 12:57:12pm
Yeah the Bacon were top and tea. |
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 2742 Posts Member #: 637 Post Whore Hertfordshire |
16th Jun, 2011 at 09:08:16pm
he only communicates via norse code trough radio waves, have you tied that yet?
Edited by JT on 16th Jun, 2011. My build thread..
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 9812 Posts Member #: 332 Resident Cylinder Head Modifier Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem |
16th Jun, 2011 at 10:02:09pm
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 1596 Posts Member #: 8027 Post Whore Thrapston, Kettering, Northants NN14 |
16th Jun, 2011 at 10:06:17pm
The fastest bananna on the road On 17th Feb, 2011 apbellamy said:
I popped my first one out the other day... |
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 1713 Posts Member #: 8480 MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover From Sheffield now live in York tha noz |
16th Jun, 2011 at 10:10:06pm
See he does exist! He looks exactly like his avatar pic in real life as well!
On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet  ? The Morris Ital assassin! |
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1713 Posts Member #: 8480 MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover From Sheffield now live in York tha noz |
16th Jun, 2011 at 10:24:20pm
Sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn’t commit, this man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
Edited by oli79 on 16th Jun, 2011. On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet ? The Morris Ital assassin! |
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460 Posts Member #: 843 Senior Member Stoke-on-Trent. Duck. |
16th Jun, 2011 at 10:34:06pm
On 16th Jun, 2011 oli79 said:
Sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn’t commit, this man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as soldier of fortune. If you have an a series engine - If no one else can help (or you have been goosed by the likes of morespeed)- and if you can find him - maybe you can hire the Steve Benross."  I love it when |
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10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
16th Jun, 2011 at 10:34:14pm
If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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76 Posts Member #: 9204 Advanced Member Amsterdam...Edinburgh |
16th Jun, 2011 at 10:44:08pm
that man is hard to find but when you find him......he must be in the pub with his uncle.......
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 3184 Posts Member #: 628 Post Whore a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne |
19th Jun, 2011 at 06:14:28pm
On 15th Jun, 2011 Funkyp said:
you are confused, You think Benross exists. Well, since the dawn of time, turbo mini's were crap; They were so crappy the people have forsaken the turbo mini's for false gods. The great wizard of Turbo mountain made up "Benross", in order let people think that mini's could be turbo'ed and not blow up. As it seems it worked pretty well. from time to time, the ghost of Benross shows up and leaves, so people would say they saw him. As for the mini's, only one mini have remained unbeaten and reliable, thats the mini of Benross, built from dragons blood and shiny shiny objects. No one has ever seen that mini, but people believe it exists somewhere, the only reliable turbo mini in the world. he deffo exists we had sex last week....
On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though! |
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 9502 Posts Member #: 1023 Post Whore Doncaster, South Yorkshire |
19th Jun, 2011 at 06:32:27pm
On 15th Jun, 2011 Funkyp said:
you are confused, You think Benross exists. Well, since the dawn of time, turbo mini's were crap; They were so crappy the people have forsaken the turbo mini's for false gods. The great wizard of Turbo mountain made up "Benross", in order let people think that mini's could be turbo'ed and not blow up. As it seems it worked pretty well. from time to time, the ghost of Benross shows up and leaves, so people would say they saw him. As for the mini's, only one mini have remained unbeaten and reliable, thats the mini of Benross, built from dragons blood and shiny shiny objects. No one has ever seen that mini, but people believe it exists somewhere, the only reliable turbo mini in the world. hahahahaa  cheered me up no end
Yes i moved to the darkside |
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2742 Posts Member #: 637 Post Whore Hertfordshire |
19th Jun, 2011 at 06:35:28pm
On 16th Jun, 2011 BENROSS said:
Well iam here .. ......  LMAO
i have just lefte the bowels of the HQ All pms will be answerd.... here is the pic of the car .....lol  that is a old pic as i can see my mini in the background!lol My build thread..
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 140 Posts Member #: 1367 Advanced Member Cape Town, South Africa |
19th Jun, 2011 at 07:22:08pm
So i was on youtube watching benross's lightning fast yellow banana... but I just cant figure out what wierd language the person was talking in the background |
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10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
20th Jun, 2011 at 07:45:39am
I believe that's mikerace talking barnsley-ish If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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