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eden7842

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MINI-ESTA...7#ht_698wt_1059

13.95 1/4 mile on a 2.95 fd. Carnt be that hard to beat!


wez

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that is a strange one, ive never seen nothing like that before.

one day boost will be mine!

On 10th Mar, 2012 Joe C said:
TBH peple stick it everywhere... and theres merits to each...


John

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Mongo

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http://www.minimarcos.org.uk/altpics/phoenix/index.html

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eden7842

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looks like a mk3 granada estate has smashed into the back of a mini

13.95 1/4 mile on a 2.95 fd. Carnt be that hard to beat!


oli79

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From Sheffield now live in York tha noz

Where's wil-h when you need him-the leading authority on half mini/ half grit bin variant's *smiley*

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

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wil_h

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My initial thought that it was a Phoenix. But it would be the most shit Phoenix I'd ever seen.

However, on closer inspection, it's not a Phoenix, well not a normal one.

Whatever it is, if it's registered as a mini it's not worth £1700.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


wil_h

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It's a Minus Maxi, and a shit one.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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looks like an Ital tailgate.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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looks like an Ital tailgate.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



Advantage

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Look like a Matra Rancho replica based on a Clubman ...

Rusty by nature

On 23rd Jun, 2008 paul wiginton said:

They said "That sounds rough mate." I said "Cheers it cost me a fortune to make it sound like that!"


jamie@thefatgarage

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What drugs does someone have to be on to finish designing something as monumentally ugly as that and think "yep, that's just the job, lets go into production"


NickG

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Australia oi oi oi!

jamie... something the the rest of the group was on at the round table, to sign of on that pile of shit..


NickG

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Australia oi oi oi!

jamie... something the the rest of the group was on at the round table, to sign of on that pile of shit..


Carlzilla

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Quarry Bonk

Things like that are better left to the creators imagination...

On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper

On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!!

17.213 @ 71mph, 64bhp n/a (Old Engine)


BENROSS

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stevieturbo

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Maybe he should be reported for shill bidding. As no fucking way has anyone genuine offered £1700 !

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speed didn't kill me, but taxation probably will


wolfie

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Wil i am surprised you are so negative about this kit i thought you would be having a furious wank over the photos!

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Tom Fenton
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LOL "Furious wank" not heard that old JF classic for a while!!


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


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wil_h

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Actually I'm not too offended by the one I posted a picture of. But the POS on offer is not for me.

But as I'm stuck in a hotel all week, it may come in handy for a furious wank if I run out of internet porno.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


eden7842

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ud have to be pretty desperate wil-h and of wasted 2 maybe 3 years and all your money on shit sites to get to that point

13.95 1/4 mile on a 2.95 fd. Carnt be that hard to beat!


t@z

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i know where theres a blue one of these, always wondered what it was

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wil_h

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Do you?

The guy who wrote Maximum Mini (the book on mini derivatives) is after a decent on to photograph for his new book.

Do you have any details that would help him get in touch with the owner?

On 6th Sep, 2011 t@z said:
i know where theres a blue one of these, always wondered what it was

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


fastcarl

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There used to be something as blindlingly similar and just as ugly back in the 80 and i think it was mk1/2 escort derived /doner,

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Preston On The Brook




On 6th Sep, 2011 fastcarl said:
There used to be something as blindlingly similar and just as ugly back in the 80 and i think it was mk1/2 escort derived /doner,


That be the Escort Mk3 estate

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Sprocket

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Lol, I like the red dash pot cover, like its going to make the car look any better *laughing*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........

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