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madmk1

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I am in Agadir Morocco at the min, and I have left the wife by the pool so i could come and find a wifi hotspot to go on TM. Now this was premeditated as i brought my laptop with me.

So far it’s been a bit of a car crash!!! Food wise all i will say is a good vet could of got my tea going again*surprised* looks like its bread, bread and more bread :(

Then we went for a nice walk down the sea front after my beer and bread tea, Now I don’t think I look like a scallywag but i was asked by what seemed like every lad did I what any Pot, Weed, Grass, Ganja, Hashish, Hash oil, Reefer, Herb, Boom. Now you don’t see that on Michael Palin
Anyway it was a 60p DVD From the (Louis Vuitton handbag shop *wink* and bed for me last night.

Today just smells like fish F~~k knows why but it’s doing my head in. At the min this week would of been best spent on the car.

Simon.

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


paul wiginton
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Sounds nice......
and Yes you do need help

I seriously doubt it!


theoneeyedlizard

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I didn't like Morocco. It would be ok for a group of lads, but when it's just you and th missus, its impossible to relax (usually the sole intention of a holiday in my book).

In the 13's at last!.. Just


Paul S

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That is bad, I usually last about 5 days before I get withdrawl symptoms.

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


madmk1

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On 30th Oct, 2011 theoneeyedlizard said:
I didn't like Morocco.



Dont get me worng the place where we are staying is spot on its well keeped and nice and big it has 2 big pools and lots of space.

But i cant help but think this is what Iraq will be like in 20 years time.

I am not sure about coming here with a load of lads.*surprised**surprised*

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


BENROSS

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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

keep off the bread it will baloon you up ....lol

keep off the weed etc..... and those not nice scally wags and stick with the ale.......... befor you know it you will be back working on the mini.......... and it will have alll been a blur

YES you do need help! RELAX!!!






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Maybe some weed will help you relax lol

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On 30th Oct, 2011 stevieturbo said:
Maybe some weed will help you relax lol


Dont think that would go down well on a CDT(compulsory drugs test)


dig-mini

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Its the mini bug but when you have the mini turbo bug there is know helping you

Craig

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Joe C

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it'll proably be fine as its likly to be camel shit and papyrus.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



Rob Gavin

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we travelled round Morroco a few years ago with a load of friends and loved it. Agreed, the food is not fantastic but enjoyed a few tanjines and a couple of beers.

generally survived during the day on bread and dairylee (or their equivalent).

enjoy it for what it is - at least your not back home!


wolfie

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That is shocking ...... i cant believe you went in a handbag shop

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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madmk1

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Well I have just got back, I am sat in my chair happy now. *happy*

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


theoneeyedlizard

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Nice experience? Or did you feel like every single person was trying to take money from you whether it's by fraud, theft, dishonesty, selling you something you really don't want... Etc

In the 13's at last!.. Just


madmk1

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On 5th Nov, 2011 theoneeyedlizard said:
Nice experience? Or did you feel like every single person was trying to take money from you whether it's by fraud, theft, dishonesty, selling you something you really don't want... Etc


The only good thing was the sun, they say they get 300 day's of sunshine but we only managed 5 out of 7 days. I don't think we will ever be going back there as yes they just want your cash and like to quote shit from tv, like;- "come and have a shifty" or "butchers" and "luvly jubbly" oh and the maddest one was "come and have a look in my shop (whilst grabbing you by the arm) and i'll give you good Asda price" what the f**k? Oh and the child beggars that try and put their hand in your pocket when you are walking down the street. Last night the hotel made us pay to call our transfer rep about the bus to the airport and told us it was our problem at 50p per min. Everything is slow and they think we all come from either Manchester or London and are absolutely loaded with cash and we all want crappy copies of Ralph Lauren shirts!!!!, Oh and another thing everyone wanted a tip for doing their job even when you didn't want their bloody help in the first place. So apart from living on bread and donuts and a thimble full of beer in our amazing all inclusive deal I had some quality time with the missus while she was at the pool avoiding the russians and germans and I was passive smoking in the reception where the only wi-fi was. We had a great time!

To wrap up the holiday commentary, Agadir will be great in 10 years time when they have finished building it and I found out where the smell of fish was coming from. It was Moroccos biggest fish market only 1/2 mile away and when you had an onshore wind phew it stank! I know this sounds like a complete moan but it wasn't quite what we thought we had paid for and would normally be quite open to new things and are aware that it's not England, but we couldn't honestly recommend it.

Simon.

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


wintersurferuk

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glad you and your misses made it back.

gary told me about morocco... im up for easten europe or middle euroupe next.


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Next time come to SA *wink*..


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bloody funny simon , thanks for going , it made me laugh anyway !

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Paul S

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What , like the UK?

On 5th Nov, 2011 theoneeyedlizard said:
Nice experience? Or did you feel like every single person was trying to take money from you whether it's by fraud, theft, dishonesty, selling you something you really don't want... Etc

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


theoneeyedlizard

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You have no idea Paul!

In the 13's at last!.. Just


Jason G

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As Robert said, very funny :)
Heard similiar stories about Cairo, Tunisia. Shame really

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I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............

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