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matty

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I had phone call from my mum today in hysterics, I thought someone had died at first and then she explained.....

She flushed the toilet to find this coming out of it! *surprised*



I arrived about an hour later, with my mum still pretty shook up, had a look and the little bastard was still there. She'd just got off the phone to rentokil and they were coming over in an hours time, so I left it alone. When pest control arrived, they couldn't believe it. The guy said he'd been working in the job for 20 years and this was only the 3rd time he'd seen this happen. Unfortunately the rat had dissapeared by this point (probably back down the toilet) I wish I'd killed it now when I had the chance!

Edited by matty on 22nd Dec, 2011.

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1/4mile in 13.2sec @ 111 terminal on 15psi


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its in the bog brush holder lol

Done now needs redoing lol


Sprocket

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That movenet you heard in the pan was not last nights Vindaloo! just imagine if you were sat reading the paper! I'd hate to think what he would have a chew at first

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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Jesus! Its like a jack russell! *wink*


wez

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thats not that big really, most prob a female. its about the size of my male fancy rats, wild males grow a lot bigger than that. cant imagine the shock of that coming out the toilet though.

one day boost will be mine!

On 10th Mar, 2012 Joe C said:
TBH peple stick it everywhere... and theres merits to each...


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It will keep your pipes nice and clean.

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Get the 12 bore!

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yeah I gave it all a good prodding


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Be funny if the little bugger had just crawled up the bog after you'd just curled one out, before you had chance to flush. *hehe!*

On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper

On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!!

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matty

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I was on my way home and i thought that it would be a perfect opportunity to bust out the fifle. too late now though.

The main concern is if it will come back!

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apbellamy

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On 25th Jan, 2009 BENROSS said:
the Rat Bastard

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Joe C

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*Rofl!* *Rofl!* *Rofl!* *Rofl!*


On 22nd Dec, 2011 apbellamy said:
On 25th Jan, 2009 BENROSS said:
the Rat Bastard

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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Carlzilla

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Haha, better than the man saying it himself.
If the little shit comes back, air rifle to the ass it must be!

On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper

On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!!

17.213 @ 71mph, 64bhp n/a (Old Engine)


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Hahahahaha


On 22nd Dec, 2011 apbellamy said:
On 25th Jan, 2009 BENROSS said:
the Rat Bastard

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


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matty

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Haha i nearly titled it that!

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good grief ....imagine busting for a pee ,finally get to toilet...... big relief deep relaxing breath ...
...
gnsh gnashhh,two inch long canines go stright through the end of your cheese baguette!!!!! oooof matty shaped hole in the roof with huge rat attached going whoooh hoooo.

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From Sheffield now live in York tha noz


Bahahahaha- I can see him saying it as well

On 22nd Dec, 2011 apbellamy said:
On 25th Jan, 2009 BENROSS said:
the Rat Bastard

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

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Title edited!


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I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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My girllfried said that if this happened at home, she'd keep it as a pet????

Mehhhhh

In the 13's at last!.. Just


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On 22nd Dec, 2011 theoneeyedlizard said:
My girllfried said that if this happened at home, she'd keep it as a pet????

Mehhhhh


fancy rats make awesome pets, wouldnt want a wild one though.

one day boost will be mine!

On 10th Mar, 2012 Joe C said:
TBH peple stick it everywhere... and theres merits to each...


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On 22nd Dec, 2011 wez said:



On 22nd Dec, 2011 theoneeyedlizard said:
My girllfried said that if this happened at home, she'd keep it as a pet????

Mehhhhh


fancy rats make awesome pets, wouldnt want a wild one though.


especially not one thats been swimming in your neighbours shite!

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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FUCK THAT! id rather piss in the garden, at least there you expect wildlife!

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wolfie

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fuck rentokill i would have killed that

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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apbellamy

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Has it taken a dump on her toilet seat? The dirty bastard!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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it over the head with the toilet lid, then flush him back where he came from.


Rob Gavin

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sean this happen before on a site i was working on; it was a surprise then - I think I'd have had another shite if I'd seen that coming at me at home!

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