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Alex Gibson

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8th May, 2012 at 06:04:04pm

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25. Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped all of our MP’s during a sitting of Parliament, and they're asking for a £100 million ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire.
'We're going from car to car collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

oli79

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MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover

From Sheffield now live in York tha noz

8th May, 2012 at 06:08:15pm

My local MP's have suggested that we all re use bath water to help with the current droughts in the south

-i have tried it-

-my last cup of tea was fucking awful!

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!

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8th May, 2012 at 06:32:13pm

hehehe both are good

Done now needs redoing lol
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