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Nar thn tykes, happy yorkshire day :)

Mi whippet is chuffed lad

happy yorkshire day t all.

BHP sells engines, but Torque wins races!

Something I remembered me Grandad playing to me when I were a lad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2AcJSkUw6M

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet ?

What's yorkshire? - besides a pudding

I seriously doubt it!

Being from Yorkshire is a state of mind as well as a place!

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

i'm in yorkshire at the minute, does that mean i need to eat a pie tonight to celebrate?

To YORKSHIRE MEN & WOMEN WHEREVER YOU ARE.

An American photographer on vacation was inside a church in
Oldham taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone
mounted on the wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call'.

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was
strolling by what the telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to
heaven and that for £10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Manchester
There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same
golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone
he saw in Oldham and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven
and that for £10,000 he could talk to God.

'O.K., thank you,' said the American.

He then travelled to Blackburn, Burnley, Rochdale,
Preston and Blackpool

In every church he saw the same golden telephone
with the same '£10,000 per call' sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Lancashire decided
to travel to Yorkshire to see if Yorkshiremen had the same phone.

He arrived in Halifax, and again, in the first church
he entered, there was the same golden telephone,
but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.'

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
'Father, I've travelled all over Lancashire and I've seen this same
golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line
to heaven, but in Lancashire the price was £10,000 per call.
Why is it so cheap here?'

The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Yorkshire now, son ... it's
a local call.'

KEEP SMILING

If you are proud to be a Yorkshireman pass this on!
If you're not, keep trying!

Yes i moved to the darkside

Instagram @jdm_brett

Flat hat many wippets and Yorkshire puds also black pudding, 18 pints of Sam smiths and a flat pastie, tha Nos. .......

Only 18 Steve?

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

Aww totally having a pint of Sam Smith's when I'm home at the weekend. I wear my flat cap everywhere though. Never want to be more than 5 minutes away from it.

BHP sells engines, but Torque wins races!

Haw haw!

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

Well maybe 19 and a packet. Of nuts lad....lol

Edit: double post, dam tablets

Edited by BENROSS on 1st Aug, 2012.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.