Kinda getting fed up with chavs now...
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Every time I'm in the daily I meet some really annoying little turd in a TDi Toledo, Bora, 306 or something similar with a cheap ebay xenon headlight conversion, fog lights on (during the day and no fog?), no form of silencing in the exhaust, dangerously cut springs, dodgy sunstrip and a turbo that goes CHOOOOOOO every time they change gear. If that's what their into then that's fine, I'll not judge but it always ends with said turd tailgating and trying to bate people into a race. I've had this happen so much lately, I'm on my way to work and here comes captain streetrace up behind, fog lights on and up me hole!

Yank the handbrake on , that should do the trick,

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What I do Jay is go slower! What happens then is smoke comes out of their Ears and the eventual. The mentaly challanged Over take you,

Or try carls trick. ..lol

Stop at lights. Chin Chav. Go about your day. My daily is a Scooby so I embarrass the little twats. But every Chav deserves a black eye

BHP sells engines, but Torque wins races!

Chinolder ftw!

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

I'm just amazed at how many there are! On a brighter note, I got told by a young Halfords employee that I was "wasting my time modding a mini, unless it's a new one" and proudly told me that he got his 1.1 Saxo "up to about the same as a 1.6 with the mods I've done".

dunno what the fuss is about; this is standard driving on need for speed

Using the windscreen washer always helps a treat;

when some chav is getting 'up close and personal' behind you, activating the washer system instantly mists up their windscreen with a nice and even spread of droplets....

....being a chav their single bttc style wiper is next to useless in actually wiping the screen, setting them off into the scenery

I was going to say stick your brakes on, but Carl got there first...

Better than brakes (he might rear end you) is just flick your rear high intensity lights on once or twice.

Can you imagine the hassle I get in the A35 with such characters ?

Now and again I let one get alongside, with my car in suitable gear and full boost selected and then just leave him embarrassed on the wrong side of the road - childish but very satisfying.

I always thought it would be funny to have a jet mounted into the rear of the car that sprays water on the car behind. Or even paint.

we don't have Chavs in Scotland but their cousins the NEDS. I just let them go past these days - its not worth the raised blood pressure letting it get to me.

having said that, there is a destinct lack of fannied up tupperware clad clios, saxos, corsas and puntos these days round our way (well i'm assuming thats what they were as they didn't generally resemble the original cars).

Just jam your brakes on, or just drop the cunt next time you stop.

My pet hate, and it actually happened last night, parked up in the middle of the quiet road talking to his mate on foot, or two cars parked side by side chatting, and just expect you to squeeze past, doesn't quite work as they planned

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On 30th Apr, 2012 Brett said:
yeah stick the bit in and give it a wobble

How about simply melting the snot out of their tupperware barges;

http://www.hotlicksexhaust.com/

Seems a great way to spend 150 dollars....

Hmm i read that URL as hot lick sex to start with. I daren't click on it cos am at work.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

On my commute to work I keep meeting the same bloke in a sporty Vw toureg ad he also has a Bentley continental! Although they are quick in a straight line I can rinse him every day on the twistys. Its boring yet he still sits on my bumper everyday!

I just slow right down these days when people follow me closely and brake a little harder and earlier than is necessary when approaching junctions/roundabouts they usually get the message (or overtake and stick fingers up/wanker sign).

I did however get a bit of red mist in the van when a 306 wanted a race

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

I get tailgaters all the time on my commute. A quick jab of the brakes usually sorts them out....

I was on the M62 overtaking a lorry that was overtaking a lorry. I was doing 70, so I wouldn't be in the overtaking lane long, but a wanker in an Astra decided I was in his way and flashed his lights as he approached. I slowed down to approximately 57mph, just slowly edging past the lorry, and put the cruise control on. I enjoyed it massively .

I am on the other side of that argument. I cruise at 80 and make good progress (keeping left when not overtaking), the amount of people who pull out in front of me without seeing how fast I am coming and get frustrated when I'm bearing down on their back bumper and expressing my displeasure.

In this situation my speed is irrelevant, it's about observation - taking more than a quick glance and trying to slip into gap 10 feet longer than your car.

no comment on the tailgating other than it is an absolute pet hate,

motorway cruising....buy a white volvo if your motoring along in the outside lane most people get out the way before i get there especially if its darkish

Yes i moved to the darkside

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as metroturbo says, slow right down, then (if you have a fast car) leave them when they have chance to undertake or overtake so they cant get past i used to do that all the time with chavs that think their car is faster than yours. its soo much fun!!!

I remember in my last mini i got tailgaited by a chav through town. I was sat at just under 30. He was perhaps 3/4 foot behind me.

I tapped my brakes once, just enough for the light to come on but not to brake. Smoke emitted from his tyres as he panicked.

Set of traffic lights came up at a roundabout. We both stopped. He jumped out you could see he was pissed off. No doubt. the walk. Shouting and so on. Saw his head pan towards my rear 1/4 window.

He stopped, turned on the spot walked back to his car without any drama.

The reason for this was my kit bag for kickboxing was on the rear seat. The bag was open. Inside could be seen my gloves head guard and a black belt hanging out. (Not mine mind, i store all the kit of another guy at the club in the big bag)

Made my day.

Edited by Sam on 3rd Aug, 2012.

So not just me that has this grief then! The last time a braked on a guy I had to sit for the next ten minutes with him constantly flashing the lights about a foot from my bumper until he got bored and turned off.

When someone pulled out in front of me dangerously I gave him a flash and he stopped the car and got out to me, so sometimes better keeping yourself to yourself!

Just can't believe the attitude of some young drivers, a bit of plastic on their car and some red paint on their brake calipers and they think their fast and drive about wanting to race anything that moves.