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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Screaming-1380-m...#ht_1842wt_1186

JF.

Fucking hell I hope whoever they are never breeds!

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

He needs to spend some of the winning bid on english lessons,lol.

btw ,engine wrong colour and it won't make 40 hp in white,

secondly , i don't think it is but is it any one from this froum,lol before we lambast the fuck out of him/her,lol

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I've a feeling this is going to be fun,

Edited by fastcarl on 4th Aug, 2012.

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I couldn't see nouthing rong with the advert. I just thought it looked a good engine.

JF.

allsome!

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Obvious cut and paste of the spec......the spelling is too good

Now that's finny :)

I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
VEMS + 12 PSI + Liquid Intercooler = Small Bore FUN!

Stip talking the push you chunky winker

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On there uther foots, hes ares selling same KAD ally radius legs thet come complete woth sharfs, whataver there ore

The grammer in the discription is fucking priceless,lol

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OMG!! This Guy needs an ANAL REAM OUT! Pronto! PRONT!

30 bobs worth of paint and its a 12 second engine WOW! ............. can I have one dad!

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THERE or THERES

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Definition: the indicated

Synonyms: these

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1] theres are as new only done 600 road miles

2] the only thing i have done to theres is paint them white

3] theres are compleate with kad hand brake quaters

4] theres are verry light

5] i had there on my car with a rear beam
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BORT

Main Entry: buy

Part of Speech: noun

Definition: something purchased

Synonyms: bought, acquisition, bargain, closeout, deal, good deal, investment, purchase, steal, value

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1] bort new from kad

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COLD

Main Entry: can

Part of Speech: verb

Definition: preserve fruit, vegetable

Synonyms: bottle, keep, put up

Notes: can applies to what is possible and may to what is permissible; can means 'able to,' may mean 'permitted to'

Example sentences

1] i cold easly pick the back of the car up on my own

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EASLY

Main Entry: easily

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Example sentences

1]i cold easly pick the back of the car up on my own

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SHARFS

Main Entry: shaft

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Colin, havn't you car to be fixing,

sorry i meant a cure to be faxing,

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Piss taking bast@rds!

Yep thats us, just wait till next weekeend Jock,lol

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125hpb mi erse.

shud bee red 4 that innit.

Metric is for people who can't do fractions.

Lol!

The lad is dyslexic genuinely, we don't take the piss out of people that can't walk now do we?

Only when it's John and he's getting ready to puke...

Dyslexic fair doos, but should of made more effort imo, I sure would, either typing the advert into word, let the spell checker work its magic, then copy and paste to ebay, ask someone to help, or simply write at the bottom, "sori 4 my bad spelng I am dyslexic, fone me on Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx if u r unsure"

Audi s4 b5 - 470bhp & 486ft lbs

On 30th Apr, 2012 Brett said:
yeah stick the bit in and give it a wobble

I seriously doubt it!

I put the spiel into word and then clicked "change" on all the first suggestions it came up with,

here is what you get

"SCREAMING 1380 125BHP MINI ENGINE

this is a all some engine I borty this a few months aglow brand new never run I put it in my car and run it for 500miles I have since then done just 100 miles as I just don’t get time to use the car any more this engine is extremely first buy far the fastest iv ever driven ,in the right car this engine will run a 12 second quarter mile with out nose

HERES THE SPEK ALL BRAND NEW

offset bored 1380 block

stage 5 med head

knife wedged cross drilled roughrider crank

omega 73.5mm over sized pistons

cam belt conversion

cooper s con-rods

296 scatter cam

med 1.5;1 roller rockers

ultra light flywheel

double gray diaphragm

alloy back plate

teethed pulleys crank, water pump and large anteater pulley as this engine does rev to 8500

straight cut drop gears

4 pin diff with a 4.2 finial drive

power light hi tore starter muter its the only think that will tern it over threes a lot of compression in this engine

along dizzy

45 Webber with 5.5inch manifold

anteater

center main strap

there is nothing rung with this engine its ready to be fitted the used outthink need doing to it at all

if you world like to arrange your own corer I will haply pot it on a pallet for you"

Hahaha Anteater pulley.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

Yeah, but if you can't drive would you do it anyway? or get help when you know it's not something you will do properly.

Putting, sorry I'm dyslexic at the bottom is like sticking 'sorry, I don't have a driving licence' on your bumper.

Having dyslexia is a pisser, but it doesn't stop you getting things checked.

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