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shellspeed

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What is it with bloody cars. Brought a load of nice things for her and finally decided to get started last night.

The idea was to clean up the back plates on the rear before re-fitting along with associated bolts etc. One side fine, come to do the other and I cannot get the back plate off because the rear most wheel bearing has decided to take up permanent residency on the shaft. I recon you would have more luck shifting a pikey than this thing.

So it gets dark and I reluctantly consed defeat for the night and go inside to have a wash and hatch a new plan.

So 6.30am this morning I decided to whip off the radius arm and sort it at work. NO she says. Bitch wouldn't let me get the bolt above the radius arm on the camber bracket out. Fucking slag car. I told her my feeling and called her an ungrateful bitch and left for work promising a re-match tonight. I will win because I have power tools!:)


apbellamy

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She?

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


t@z

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"she" = car, if its any consideration mines a she too haha

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shellspeed

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Both my mini's are girl's.

Logic - Aren't all things that cause you pain and cost a fortune female?


gr4h4m

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Maybe it's a he and that's the problem?

I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
VEMS + 12 PSI + Liquid Intercooler = Small Bore FUN!


apbellamy

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It has no vagina and doesn't cry for no good reason on a regular basis, therefore it cannot be a 'she'.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


oli79

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Pahahaha, it may have no lady parts but I've called mine a cu*t a few times!

On 24th Aug, 2012 apbellamy said:
It has no vagina and doesn't cry for no good reason on a regular basis, therefore it cannot be a 'she'.

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

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shellspeed

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yep - me too


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i thought all cars were female as you have to shower them with exspensive gifts to keep them happy

Done now needs redoing lol


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No car is a woman, cars alway break down for a reason, that takes logic to fix. No amount of cuddling will will fix a flat tyre.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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On 24th Aug, 2012 wil_h said:
No car is a woman, cars alway break down for a reason, that takes logic to fix. No amount of cuddling will will fix a flat tyre.


or a slap..


gr4h4m

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Depends if your cuddling the 19stone recovery driver.

I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
VEMS + 12 PSI + Liquid Intercooler = Small Bore FUN!


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On 24th Aug, 2012 gr4h4m said:
Depends if your cuddling the 19stone recovery driver.


yeh but then you'll get a punch in the face, you have to weigh these things up before hand.

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