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apbellamy

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*Rofl!*

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


John

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Lol. He's got a reet old suntan from his trip to holland!

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WTF! YES! Mike you need the sun tan buddy






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Tan in a can!


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I think you're in there buddy. To be fair, you look a bit different, just can't put my finger on it.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


oli79

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From Sheffield now live in York tha noz

Hahahaha

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


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i feel quite sorry for mike with all this piss taking

Edited by wolfie on 30th Sep, 2012.

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Don't be lol



On 30th Sep, 2012 wolfie said:
i feel quite sorry for mike with all this piss taking

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oli79

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On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


MikeRace

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Is that the best you lot can come up with!

Right prepare for a serious ass whooping

Right weve got the culprit

Matt the Dog Shagger AKA Fosters Ad



Weve got Andy and John



Weve got Carl Austin AKA Paul OGrady



Weve got Tom Fenton


And Weve got Robert



Ill await the prompt ban!

Edited by MikeRace on 30th Sep, 2012.

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


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Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


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I f++king can not stand X factor, load of fannys crying WTF!!

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On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


oli79

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Bahahah just seen the pic of matt on the front page brilliant, anyway bring it!



In fact a trawl through photobucket









Edited by oli79 on 30th Sep, 2012.

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


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FLOL at "the big gay metro"

Was surprised at how much John looks like Leonard from Big Bang Theory!

On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:

Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle?


On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio.


John

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Fucking hell. I've think I've just pissed myself!

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I have just seen an ad for next weeks location location location and there is a tattooed flatcap wearing northerner on it

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams


bennyy

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How did I miss this thread, I'm actually fucking crying, oil, finally.found a use for all them pictures you were saving

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On 15th Mar, 2012 wil_h said:

Yes, Carl says he gets requests for rimming all the time

On 30th Apr, 2012 Brett said:
yeah stick the bit in and give it a wobble *wink*


oli79

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Not sure how tu missed it benny, were you at school perhaps? LOL


On 13th Oct, 2012 bennyy said:
How did I miss this thread, I'm actually fucking crying, oil, finally.found a use for all them pictures you were saving

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


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Possibly oli, school days were always the best, you probably won't remember...

Audi s4 b5 - 470bhp & 486ft lbs

On 15th Mar, 2012 wil_h said:

Yes, Carl says he gets requests for rimming all the time

On 30th Apr, 2012 Brett said:
yeah stick the bit in and give it a wobble *wink*


oli79

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You can take the piss, but it will happen to you one day! its all down hill after around 30, you will spend the rest of the time slowly turning biege, possibly buy a rover, start going to car boot sales, only going to pubs where there are seats and buying those trousers with the elasticated waist band ect ect.


On 14th Oct, 2012 bennyy said:
Possibly oli, school days were always the best, you probably won't remember...

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


MikeRace

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Crying oil!!! Fuck


On 13th Oct, 2012 bennyy said:
I'm actually fucking crying, oil

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


bennyy

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Better than drinking it eh mike... Bloody phone

Audi s4 b5 - 470bhp & 486ft lbs

On 15th Mar, 2012 wil_h said:

Yes, Carl says he gets requests for rimming all the time

On 30th Apr, 2012 Brett said:
yeah stick the bit in and give it a wobble *wink*


oli79

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Edited by oli79 on 22nd Oct, 2012.

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


MikeRace

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Hahah wtf

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


oli79

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I know, sorry Mike its my damn forum hacker, keeps getting in giving you the ms paint treatment-bastard



On 23rd Oct, 2012 MikeRace said:
Hahah wtf

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!

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