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 6549 Posts Member #: 1149 #1 Basshunter Fan Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes! |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 08:27:34pm
Lads, a cat keeps dumping all over my new lawn!! Its only been down 3 bloody weeks. If I catch it in the act IT IS going down like a one legged man doing the hokey cokey!! Anyway at rant over, I've been reading on how to ditur them. Some say citrusy stuff is meant to work and also putting a bottle full of water down. But I'm not convinced, has anyone got cats? What's the best way aside from putting land mines down? 1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.
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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 08:30:45pm
How many guns have you got in your house? On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it 
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 8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 08:33:01pm
Put some dog shit down that will stop the cat shitting on your lawn Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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 5417 Posts Member #: 6181 Double hard bastard brookwood woking |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 08:36:01pm
Air gun should stop it! I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf
On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up. |
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 869 Posts Member #: 2443 Post Whore Cheshire |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 08:36:51pm
You can buy lion shit pellets, apparently little cats are shit scared of the big cat smell! |
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389 Posts Member #: 9751 Senior Member Derbyshire |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 08:40:45pm
I have the same problem. I bought some really strong garlic smelling stuff..... That did fuck all. I then went on eBay and bought a black widow catapult. I am not going to Incriminate myself any further....lol
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 976 Posts Member #: 3228 Post Whore North of the Netherlands |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 08:45:02pm
I heard spreading coffee residue (not sure what it is called; the stuff that stays behind in the filter) in the garden will help. No experience with it though.
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 9258 Posts Member #: 123 Post Whore Betwix Harrogate and York |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 08:50:21pm
Use a hose. I have a cat and if you didn't want him shitting on your lawn I'd be happy that you squirt him with a hose. It won't harm a cat but they don't like it.
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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:
the design shows a distinct lack of imagination, talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry. |
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 10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 08:53:24pm
Would you like to borrow a beagle? If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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 641 Posts Member #: 9937 Post Whore somewhereintheuniverse near selkirk scotland |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 09:00:59pm
shotgun and blow it away mate ,problem solved forever give em hell |
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 1745 Posts Member #: 375 Post Whore Leicestershire |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 09:07:49pm
Get a cat it won't like other cats in the gardn and will go next door to take a shit. Sorted! |
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6549 Posts Member #: 1149 #1 Basshunter Fan Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes! |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 09:20:14pm
I have a couple of airsoft guns that would give it a nasty sting in the arse but is like to avoid doing this. 1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.
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 3329 Posts Member #: 184 Senior Member Melton Mowbray, Pie Country |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 09:22:35pm
You think you have problems. I have a rat shitting all over my shed. So I put down a big trap and some poison. Went back the next day and the poison had gone and so had the trap! So if anybody sees a massive rat with a trap round his head in the Melton area can you let me know. http://www.twin-turbo.co.uk
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Forum Mod  5933 Posts Member #: 784 9 times Avon Park Class C winner Milton Keynes |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 09:48:12pm
I rubbed my cats face in its own shit, it never shit in my garden or my house again I seriously doubt it! |
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6549 Posts Member #: 1149 #1 Basshunter Fan Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes! |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 09:50:28pm
The worse thing is its sloppy as Fuck too!! 1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.
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 6965 Posts Member #: 507 Fastest A Series Mini in the World leeds/wakefield. |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 09:50:43pm
Mike, iv'e heard the water thing as will suggests , but apparently the trick is to blast the fucker with a big water soaker, but do not let it see you,
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10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 10:06:31pm
You could try take a big shit on the lawn. bet that would put the fucker off. If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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 4890 Posts Member #: 1775 Post Whore Chester |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 10:44:41pm
And anyone else for that matter!
On 2nd Jan, 2013 John said:
You could try take a big shit on the lawn. bet that would put the fucker off. I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
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641 Posts Member #: 9937 Post Whore somewhereintheuniverse near selkirk scotland |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 10:45:31pm
crossbow the fecker give em hell |
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6549 Posts Member #: 1149 #1 Basshunter Fan Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes! |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 11:06:21pm
I could do with some attack ducks haha
On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:
Mike, iv'e heard the water thing as will suggests , but apparently the trick is to blast the fucker with a big water soaker, but do not let it see you, reason being it will realise that shitting on your grass results in a soaking, but if if sees you doing it it will know its only a soaking if you are about, apparently works according to my mate jimmy the cat wisperer, 1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.
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 1767 Posts Member #: 9165 Previously josh4444 Australia, brisbane |
2nd Jan, 2013 at 11:48:29pm
On 2nd Jan, 2013 paul wiginton said:
I rubbed my cats face in its own shit, it never shit in my garden or my house again +1 to that paul but it was the girlfriends new puppy that was shiting n pissing in the house the pup never did it again |
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 55 Posts Member #: 10097 Advanced Member Bristol |
3rd Jan, 2013 at 09:02:13am
theres a house in the pikey estate opposite my place that has it's flower beds full of water bottles, and they're too strategically placed to be litter! i guess that's why they have them, to stop cats dumping in their garden. looks worse than a bit of cat shit would though |
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 690 Posts Member #: 1851 Post Whore Woolavington, Zummerzet |
3rd Jan, 2013 at 10:19:54am
Water pistols or a lawn sprinkler work very well, but you do need to catch it in the act.
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6549 Posts Member #: 1149 #1 Basshunter Fan Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes! |
3rd Jan, 2013 at 10:27:37am
If its a hedge hog then ill keep the shotgun at hand coz it'll be like a combine harvester. I doubt its a fox since the garden has no easy access. There's 2 culprits, a black and white and a ginger one. Ill keep my beedy eye open for either of them curling one out! 1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.
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10022 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
3rd Jan, 2013 at 10:36:48am
Come on Mike, with your cache of toys I'm sure you could rig up some sort of cat crap booby trap.
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