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4018 Posts Member #: 1757 Back to Fucking Tool status Swindon |
17th Oct, 2013 at 09:22:59pm
A guy at work claims he has been in a sub 500kg 400bhp super charged 106/saxo ans that his track car is 570kg 106. Its hard and expencive to get a mini to thoes weights let alone a a larger car like the saxo. Am I being stupid in thinking its utter bull shit and this person is obviously on heroin? Drives
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336 Posts Member #: 9941 Senior Member Derby |
17th Oct, 2013 at 10:18:40pm
Hmm I can't see how anyone would be able to loose 425kg off of a peugot 106 and have 400bhp without putting a heavier lump in it! Plane and simple he's full of ..... |
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 9502 Posts Member #: 1023 Post Whore Doncaster, South Yorkshire |
17th Oct, 2013 at 10:19:52pm
at work/ pub i dont talk to anyone about my cars because there is always some one who got there first and did it better and payed more Yes i moved to the darkside |
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 2909 Posts Member #: 83 Post Whore Glasgow, Scotland |
17th Oct, 2013 at 10:43:03pm
same, i never talk about my car unless asked. bit of a shame but i just cant be arsed with the my dads bigger than your dad chat. all that said. 400hp is very do-able out a TU with a turbo, im not so sure any rotrex chargers are going to hit those figures tho(unless things have changed since i last looked in on the 106 scene rotrex were the go-to charger of choice). the weight is bollocks, even if you ran no doors boot bonet or roof you'd struggle im sure. turbo 16v k-series 11.9@118.9 :)
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 580 Posts Member #: 9580 Post Whore Surrey |
18th Oct, 2013 at 04:16:40am
When the flag drops, the bullshit stops |
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 4890 Posts Member #: 1775 Post Whore Chester |
18th Oct, 2013 at 04:51:18am
They start out at 800kg? Chop it in 1/2? I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
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4018 Posts Member #: 1757 Back to Fucking Tool status Swindon |
18th Oct, 2013 at 06:26:41am
Over 800kg my povity spec 1.1 with the lightest engine was more than that.
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Site Admin  6266 Posts Member #: 1 The boring bloke who runs this place. Berkshire |
18th Oct, 2013 at 08:30:22am
I'd still rather have just about anything else over a Saxo.
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9502 Posts Member #: 1023 Post Whore Doncaster, South Yorkshire |
18th Oct, 2013 at 09:26:32am
For instance a couple years back we had our boiler serviced and the bloke was going on an on about his turbo- supercharged mini and telling me that it runs under 10 seconds at santapod
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 10020 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
18th Oct, 2013 at 09:41:55am
I remember that! lol If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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 1713 Posts Member #: 8480 MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover From Sheffield now live in York tha noz |
18th Oct, 2013 at 11:08:35am
Ditto, don't talk about cars to all and sundry,I have a mini is about as far as I go-just to the select few that want to hear it and without the bs and the reason I like this forum so much is the no bs attitude, its one I use at work too and its served me very well, nothing more tedious than people who just talk shit all the ime, and have Ferrari laptop covers ect ect ect.
On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet  ? The Morris Ital assassin! |
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 8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
18th Oct, 2013 at 11:12:05am
i watched that stripping cars program the other night with those laaadaaan monkies on it, they stripped a saxo and crushed the shell iirc the bare shell was 560kg so unless the running gear, engine/box, interior glass and fuel weigh the same as air i would say he's a knob Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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 6729 Posts Member #: 618 Post Whore Glasgow |
18th Oct, 2013 at 11:51:32am
sounds all a bit like 'bloke down pub said' to me. However, there is a 106 in this months practical performance car; not read the article yet but it has some fairly wild figures quoted (390bhp). not read it yet so can't say anymore |
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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
18th Oct, 2013 at 12:16:47pm
At least he isn't going on about a shitty metro! On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it 
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8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
18th Oct, 2013 at 02:10:41pm
On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
At least he isn't going on about a shitty metro!  Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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1713 Posts Member #: 8480 MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover From Sheffield now live in York tha noz |
18th Oct, 2013 at 03:03:02pm
Hahaha! On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet ? The Morris Ital assassin! |
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4018 Posts Member #: 1757 Back to Fucking Tool status Swindon |
18th Oct, 2013 at 03:09:19pm
The 390bhp is now 414bhp its got a c20let under the bonnet, he has a metro as well Drives
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
18th Oct, 2013 at 03:31:37pm
He sounds like a right looser, you'll get on well On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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 7263 Posts Member #: 1268 The Boom Boom speaker Police! Essex |
18th Oct, 2013 at 04:11:04pm
Pahahaha! In the 13's at last!.. Just |
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8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
18th Oct, 2013 at 04:24:44pm
lol
Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
18th Oct, 2013 at 05:06:35pm
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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10020 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
18th Oct, 2013 at 05:39:47pm
Makes a change. If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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6729 Posts Member #: 618 Post Whore Glasgow |
18th Oct, 2013 at 06:02:45pm
On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
At least he isn't going on about a shitty metro! |
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1713 Posts Member #: 8480 MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover From Sheffield now live in York tha noz |
18th Oct, 2013 at 06:07:39pm
Could use a new sig-that'll do nicely!
On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today. On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet ? The Morris Ital assassin! |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
18th Oct, 2013 at 06:10:24pm
On 18th Oct, 2013 Rob Gavin said:
Your just jealous On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said: At least he isn't going on about a shitty metro! On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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