Happy Lancashire day !
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I know this is going to end up with a barage of comments and jokes from over the hill but HAPPY LANCASHIRE DAY to all fellow red rose members.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancashire_Day

i'll even start you off.

During the War of the Roses, in a village near the border of Lancashire and Yorkshire, the villagers hear the cry "One Yorkshire man is stronger than one hundred Lancashire men."

The village is on the Lancashire side of the border. Offended, the angry villagers run towards the voice of the arrogant Yorkshireman, but none return.

The next day, in a village further along the border the same cry is heard. The villagers ran out to try to find the offensive Yorkshireman making such a bold claim, but again, no one returns to the village.

The next day, in another village on the Lancashire side of the border, the same cry is heard. But before the men of this village set off running, they are stopped by a lone survivor of the previous episodes. He runs towards them shouting 'Stop! Don't go! It's a trap! There's TWO of them!"

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What the mind can conceive the mini can achieve
MITP 2012 17.01 seconds 1/4 mile against "The Don"
MITP 2013 16.83 seconds 1/4 mile

LOL
but not a surprising outcome all things considdered,

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another for the mix.

American tourist on Blackpool promenade looking up at the tower. After a few minutes he stops a local and asks him why there is a light on top of the tower. The local thinks carefully then answers ' It's there to stop planes from crashing into it' The tourist then asks ' Why build the tower there in the first place? The local with tongue firmly in his cheek slowly walks away and replies 'To support light I s'pose eh?

What the mind can conceive the mini can achieve
MITP 2012 17.01 seconds 1/4 mile against "The Don"
MITP 2013 16.83 seconds 1/4 mile