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Nick
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I decided to go to one of these chav cruise things a few months back just to see what it's all about. Then yesterday someone on minifinity posted up a scan of max power and my feckin car is in it! *blush*

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


wil_h

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Why's there no hot chicks with big hoops spread eagle on your car?

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Nick
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dunno, might be because i wasnt wearing any burberry, or because my cars not a 1.2 merit *wink*

but then again its probly because i'm a fat ugly cunt *tongue*

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


james_rolph

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its a sad sight that the paxo had the biggest picture though


AlexF2003

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dats well wickid innit

respect!

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Thats well Phat that is!

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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ben doodar

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i noticed it when i was flicking through cheese power at work. where can i get 1 of those turbominis.co.uk stickers from.


wil_h

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It's easy. You post a picture of you sister, then Jim delivers the sticker for free as an excuse to come sniffing round your house.

Wil

P.S. seriously, I'd like one too, but I think Alex has none left.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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good plan wil!! sister photos please!!

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials


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Right then - I vote for Bud666's new 'sig to be "My car's been featured in MAX POWER"

Edited by turbodave16v on 14th Oct, 2005.

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


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wil_h

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second that

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


ben doodar

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aint got a sister got a girlfriend though


ben doodar

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hiya will_h ive just noticed u live in macclesfield i work in congleton at the new halfords if ur ever in congleton ul have to pop in and show me ur car


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On 14/10/2005 07:07:45 wil_h said:

Why's there no hot chicks with big hoops spread eagle on your car?


because hot chicks round buds way = 16stone of pure lard and would snap the bottom arms like twigs *happy*

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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On 14/10/2005 13:41:05 ben doodar said:

aint got a sister got a girlfriend though



that will do jims not fussy!
if shes got a white woolly jumper thats even better

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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LOL, nice one*wink*

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ben doodar - i have stickers, PM me if you want some :)


Nick
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ah bollocks, i quite enjoyed being called post whore aswell.....cheers dave *angry*


On 14/10/2005 17:01:00 wolfie said:


because hot chicks round buds way = 16stone of pure lard and would snap the bottom arms like twigs *happy*


only 16st??? you must have found the fit ones then. *tongue*



right then i'm off to sit on maccy D's car park and talk about my new ripspeed fake stick on fuel caps and stuff.

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


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[quote=bud666,14/10/2005 06:57:43]
I decided to go to one of these chav cruise things a few months back just to see what it's all about. Then yesterday someone on minifinity posted up a scan of max power and my feckin car is in it! *blush*


yeah right. i bet you go to them all the time. i mean you seem well into it to me taking your front off chaving around lol*tongue*

no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.

On 28th Nov, 2008 Sprocket said:
Oh now that is a long shaft you have Carl.


Nick
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lol...you caught me. i'd got the front off cos the fuse for neons had blown, and me flamer kit wasn't working properly *happy* *wink*

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


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now we know you are lying, its a common known fact that rude boys don't fit fuses they just wire stuff straight to the battery........


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


wolfie

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ive been trying to think of a more embaressing mag to be in





Nope cant think of one not even caravanning or knitting weekly

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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