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today is the first day of my christmas holiday

i was planning on doing alot to the car today, infact im hoping to get most of the car done by jan

however i slipped out for a couple of pints last night

-got kicked out of a club for not being able to stand up

-struggled to talk to the taxi driver but somehow managed to slur my address

-was sick out of the taxi

-fell asleep in my toilet and woke up at 6

now im wobbling around the house feeeling very weak



ill do some work on it tommorw


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u need a macdonalds mate food of the gods and fixes hang overs... ! then you need to go to the garage and fix min or i will tell santa you were bad this year !



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






Nic

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mcds is 8 miles away-im not safe to drive


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walk ! the fresh air will do you good....i am picking uo the phone to santa right now !



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

good effort


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chuffing light weight!

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


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of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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Successful evening then mate.
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I seriously doubt it!


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Fair play! sounds like a good night! *happy*


Nic

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my day has consisted of lying on the sofa on tinternet

i dont usually get hangovers but ive felt crap all day, amazingly i found no sick on my jacket or shoes, ill have to make up for this tomorrow in the garage


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On 19/12/2005 19:42:24 Nic said:

amazingly i found no sick on my jacket or shoes, ill have to make up for this tomorrow in the garage


what, so you are going to be sick in your garage rather than on your coat and shoes?

I don't get it

:p


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
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Like fuel 😂😂


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

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oops, i must still be tipsy


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I was being sarcastic......obviously dry birmingham wit doesn't work in text.....


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
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Like fuel 😂😂


Nic

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i did get it! it made me roar with laughter, and then i promptly felt sick again


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Ha ha ha ha ha

Sounds like you could do with a lard and lettuce sandwich all washed down with a pint of malt vinegar.....mmmmMMMMmmmm

Edited by Tom Fenton on 19th Dec, 2005.


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


Nic

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my stomach has just tightened


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good effort!

iam like that every weekend.....lol*frown**laughing**laughing*

Edited by BENROSS on 19th Dec, 2005.






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On 19/12/2005 20:04:28 Tom Fenton said:

Ha ha ha ha ha

Sounds like you could do with a lard and lettuce sandwich all washed down with a pint of malt vinegar.....mmmmMMMMmmmm


sounds nice that might go and make one, then take it to the gents at me local pup, wipe it along the rim of the urinal then the rim of each toilet (including the dirty one in the corner) and eat it yum yum



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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Poor Nic, at least you didn't do in fromt of *all* of turbomini's. *laughing*


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

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indeed, i dont think im quite in the alex league yet,

.....and i wasnt sick on anyone


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On 20/12/2005 00:19:30 Nicky said:

Poor Nic, at least you didn't do in fromt of *all* of turbomini's. *laughing*


The sheepish look on his face as he sat in his shorts outside your tent supping a bottle of water, only then to announce he had been sick on you and wasn't looking forward to waking you up........


Priceless!!!!!!!!


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
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Like fuel 😂😂


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Cunts.


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Hahaah

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On 19/12/2005 22:55:30 my first turbo said:

On 19/12/2005 20:04:28 Tom Fenton said:

Ha ha ha ha ha

Sounds like you could do with a lard and lettuce sandwich all washed down with a pint of malt vinegar.....mmmmMMMMmmmm


sounds nice that might go and make one, then take it to the gents at me local pup, wipe it along the rim of the urinal then the rim of each toilet (including the dirty one in the corner) and eat it yum yum


i prefer a greasy fry up served up in a dirty ashtray

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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haha bouncers or "doormen" do my head in these days. i got chucked out of yates the other week cos i fell over and broke a few glasses, then i couldnt get into any other pub in town coz the ba$tards radio'd through to each other.

who do they think they are, there job is to ID the 16 year old's not chuck me out of town because of an accident.

i was in bed by 11

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