Mathematical viewpoint
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Mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S -I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

fucking love it

Everyone knows that instructions only have to be read if the thing doesn't work....

Ah, as i thought the tosser sat next to me only give 96%!!! i didnt think he was as commited as me.

however the lesbian over there gives 61%, i can see her ass getting fired soon!

thats spot on wolfie

thats why i could not stop at a job for long

as i never took any bullshit and ass kissing.

its so true

According to my calculations...

Wanking is 66%

and...

SHAGGING is 72%

?? hhmmmm

Jon How about

masturbating is 113%

and

Digging out is 111%

Hmm, unfortunately, "GAZZUMP" = 111% as I have found out today..... :(

PMSL!!!!!!!!