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 8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
18th May, 2006 at 06:35:38pm
is far to gay for me
Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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 982 Posts Member #: 97 Post Whore Near Daventry, midlands |
18th May, 2006 at 06:45:23pm
On 18/05/2006 18:38:09 mini1071s said:
I hired one of those! Drove me nuts! And you have this mantra "this is not a mini, this is not a mini" every time you come up to a bend or roundabout. You get so used to a car that handles well when you drive you mini every day :) I nearly crashed mine more than once.... now thats something i know very well after using my mini everyday then changing to the focus. Has nowhere near the same bite in corners or likes changing direction fast. I've seen the future and tbh its Pie
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1171 Posts Member #: 107 Post Whore Sunny Sussex |
18th May, 2006 at 07:42:14pm
it puts the handbrake on for you?? how does it know when you want to do a handbrake turn? After all we all treat hire cars like crap lol
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Site Admin  15300 Posts Member #: 337 Fearless Tom Fenton, Avon Park 2007 & 2008 class D winner & TM legend. |
18th May, 2006 at 08:22:36pm
Heh heh heh, let the hire car mods begin.
On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:
On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else Like fuel 😂😂 |
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 2641 Posts Member #: 19 Post Whore newcastle |
18th May, 2006 at 08:37:55pm
1. before starting .. check to see what crap cd has been left in cd player .
Everyone knows that instructions only have to be read if the thing doesn't work....
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 1128 Posts Member #: 142 Post Whore Winchester |
18th May, 2006 at 09:34:09pm
pmsl |
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982 Posts Member #: 97 Post Whore Near Daventry, midlands |
18th May, 2006 at 10:03:09pm
dont forget to use the most inappropirate gear possible at all times I've seen the future and tbh its Pie
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 695 Posts Member #: 984 Post Whore Westhoughton, Bolton |
18th May, 2006 at 10:12:51pm
.... they do have onboard computers nowdays telling them the rpm and everything you know.... find that bugger first. |
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 169 Posts Member #: 748 Advanced Member Cirencester, Gloucestershire |
18th May, 2006 at 10:21:29pm
lol! I drove my dads car for a few months (Avensis) still drove it like a mini, funny when i turned turn the ABS off though before a roundabout, as the cornish would say "cheers n gone!"
1310 - Supercharged 16v Twin Cam - 190BHP - SC Built.
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8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
19th May, 2006 at 05:42:19pm
so far my average mpg is 21.5
Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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Site Admin  9407 Posts Member #: 58 455bhp per ton 12 sec 1/4 mile road legal mini Sunny Bridgend, South Wales |
19th May, 2006 at 07:28:28pm
On 18/05/2006 20:37:55 minimark said:
1. before starting .. check to see what crap cd has been left in cd player . 2. find max volume of cd player . 3. take , baseball cap and mirrored shades from suit pocket , turn said cap round wrong way . 4 . remove suit to reveal Sham 69 t-shirt. 5 . start engine .. while in gear 6. restart engine .. in neutral but with right foot planted to the deck . 7. Engage reverse , while looking as if your pulling away forward ... whist scaring the shit out the little spotty lad who has just spent 20 minutes showing you all the buttons . 8. Switch contact mobile number you just gave him off. 9. leave forcourt in a cloud of tyre smoke , with one finger out the window at him . 10.Find rev. limit in 1st 2nd and 3rd straight away . 11. Find out how far really will it go with the fuel light on . 12.If diesel , fill with cherry asap. 13. have fun , till have to give it back . 14. try not to bend it . I did all that last time I picked up a car, only problem is I was not renting it, I paid for it! DOH! On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:
I think the welsh one has it right! 1st to provide running proof of turbo twinkie in a car and first to run a 1/4 in one!! Is your data backed up?? one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials |
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 2102 Posts Member #: 432 Post Whore Swindon |
20th May, 2006 at 12:51:09am
i hade a megane hatchback, used to handle quite well. i can imagine the scenic being like a boat on rough water though |
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 6965 Posts Member #: 507 Fastest A Series Mini in the World leeds/wakefield. |
20th May, 2006 at 07:27:07am
On 19/05/2006 17:42:19 wolfie said:
so far my average mpg is 21.5 and it wont wheelspin even if i reverse it and jam it in drive all on board computers say that lol. |
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 9258 Posts Member #: 123 Post Whore Betwix Harrogate and York |
20th May, 2006 at 10:36:20am
I once ended up with a bright red nissan Micra as a hire car. Sat in a queue or traffic, a load of builders pointed, laughed, then questioned my sexuality. Oh the shame. Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph
On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:
the design shows a distinct lack of imagination, talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry. |
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