How to stop evil petrol stealing low life non turboed (no doubt) Bas@*s!
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Today I took the covers off not one but two Classic Minis parked on my drive to find that someone has prised both locking caps off and nicked all the petrol!

Anyone know how to prevent this? Clearly the standard cap is useless and with no anti syphon device I can see it being a constant problem.

Serious and non serious answers please!

As violent and ridiculous answers as you can manage! (Just for fun - only a virtual prize will be presented!)

Smear dogshit all over the cap. Fill tank with water (drain before use). Electrify?

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

Whaaaat? People actually do this?! Errr, anti-syphon would be the only thing I could think of (I don't really know what sort of caps are out there) but they are still ruining your caps even if they can't get the petrol :(. I hope there wasn't much fuel in them!

They don't die, they just get faster!

Fill fuel tank with badgers and shake vigorously.

Smear the filler caps liberally with herpes.

Tie an an angry bear to the minis?

anti graffiti paint, the shit that gets everywhere, or dirty old axle grease off a lorry. gets everywhere before you realise it you've ruined your best white henry lloyd hoody

BHP sells engines, but Torque wins races!

As a great man once said-THE RAT BASTARDS.

Could hang a baseball bat next to the back door with a sign on it which says

IN CASE OF PETROL THEFT-BREAK ARMS AND LEGS!

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet ?

Bastard, that's where I got it.....

www.apsbikes.co.uk

have a fake tank and a real tank , real tank fills from boot ,fake tank filled with one of various choices ..

industrial laxative concentrate

pirhanas

battery acid

Viagra concentrate

lsd

wasps

pins

rattlesnake

benross.


basically anything you really wouldn't want to suck up a tube and suddenly be face to face with.... or have in your mouth.

Edited by robert on 10th Jul, 2013.

Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM

take a saw and take the thieves hand apart from his arm, than replace your damaged fillercap with it.

You never should have problems again

Edited by enne on 10th Jul, 2013.

chicken wire in the tank works


or this
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fuel-anti-syphon...=item3a81d4b7ea

which is essentially the same thing but easier to take off a mini lol


most people use syphon pumps as they are cheap, quiet and easier to keep a look out
i like the idea of a guard badger though

Edited by WRLondon on 10th Jul, 2013.

Reading up on RTS Clutches

Well i must say it The RAT BASTARDS!!!! :angry i hope they die,

anyway heres what you do in all honesty if you have a water proof cover over it thats good, if not make sure you get a waterproof one,
then you replace those locking caps with none locking plastic ones......... then you fix ... glue a steel plate the same diamiter as the cap to it

NOW connect the steel top of the cap to a a wire, hide that wire down the seam of the mini and connect that to the Live terminal of a 3 pin plug which you plug in and swithch ON put it on a timer dusk till dawn so the kids if you have any dont get it accidentally ...... Now sit back relax & wait for the corpse in the morning ...... then remove the wire and fit the duffed caps back the rat fucked up in the first place, calmly call the cops and say you found a scrote a sleep at the side of your car ......JOB DONE

it worked a treat .... well it did for me 25 years ago as the coroner just put it down to heart failure

one less SCROTE

EDIT: if you realy want to cook them run that wire in a ring main through say a fan heater 2kw should do........ more would be better

Edited by BENROSS on 10th Jul, 2013.

Jesus... You've thought that through! I was going to suggest packing the car full of massive blokes with bats and anger management problems!

told you in honesty! mat it worked for me.

did my friends garage wooden door 35 years ago the same, latticed it inside with mig wire when they bored through it with brace and bit they fook off sadley they didnt die

Jesus benross
Would say its abit OTT but if there thieving bastards fuck 'em!

Reading up on RTS Clutches

calling bullshit on you killing a petrol thief Benross, no way

Fill the tanks with methanol.

It's cheaper than petrol, and of course rather poisonous. Especially if they get it in their gob syphoning it.

Not sure if that would lead to manslaughter or not ?

But it wont run any car they try it on very well, and hopefully it will eat and destroy any rubber in their fuel system while it's there.

9.85 @ 145mph
202mph standing mile
speed didn't kill me, but taxation probably will

if it's a choice oflosin my car or losin it whilst killin the thievin bastards tryin to nick the fuel I'd wire the cap to the electrics with wire goin into the tank turning it into a bomb.That'll stop the bastards

I think I saw something on here where someone drilled through the neck of the tank from one side to the other in a few different places and inserted steel rods to create a kind of anti siphon. It would look kind of like a game of kerplunk looking down the neck.

steeling your fuel?, man i found some fat bloke in my garden trying to hook up my mini to his skip lorry to lift it over the wall, little did he know i am well tooled up and ready for the on coming zombie apocalypse so i picked up my tool of choice and went out for a nice chat
he seemed to get the point

Yes i moved to the darkside

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iam passonate on scrotes i have had so much uncalled for aggro off them on and off in my life.............. the goal is evertime .... especially now MAXIMUM pain and damage, what ever it takes

as they leave peoples lifes in shreds wherever they crawl about

"politicians bring to mind"

I knew I could rely on you guys to:

A) Cheer me up!

B) Share my pain!

C) Come up with THE most inventive solutions.

I am wondering if they have been like little field mice scurrying up the drive for a top up several times until the tanks were dry - literally totally dry! Have put 8 litres in one and the guage is only just registering!

I am now forming a picture of the thief towing a little red trolly with a jerry can on it partially covered by an old blanket, siphon pump stinking out the elasticated waist band of his trackie bottoms..................

benross is turbominis answer to bricktop from snatch!!!!!

Feed em to the pigs!!!!


in all serious, what you need is 2 angled flat plates in opposing directions welded onto a sleeve slightly smaller than the neck diameter. will take filling up slightly longer, but they shouldnt be able to get a pipe down.

or some plate, again mounted into a sleeve with lots of small holes drilled into it then attached to the neck.

stu

balls to the blower!!!



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