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wil_h

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The is a very obvious reason whay this isn't a Metro Turbo engine. Considering the (1) rating of the seller I suspect this is bollocks anyway.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/mini-turbo-engine-12...=item2558089cac

I have messaged them anyway.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire

YEs, quite obvious.

Wonder wher he got his new turbo piston rings from.... *hehe!*

Black oil filter head looks good with the blue though

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


AlexF2003

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shocking...

reported it to ebay - wonder if they will do anything.

AlexF


apbellamy

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I might have also reported his auction for a MK 1 I.D. *Punch*

EDIT: Spelling...

Edited by apbellamy on 30th Dec, 2009.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


wil_h

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I messaged the seller pointing out it wasen't even a Metro engine, nevermind a Turbo engine. His response was one word 'anorak'.

I then responded that if being a clever twat was classed as an anorak then so be it. then I reported the listing.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


MikeRace

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Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

it appears to be an a block with a+ shit bolted on

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


Rod S

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I've reported both and the V5 sale to DVLA as well.

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


Oli

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Wilts

What a jocky....

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


Tom Fenton
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I asked if it was a genuine turbo engine and what was the engine code.

He replied "YES" and "12H950AA...."

Anyone know what that actually is, its not a turbo engine as we know...


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


Jason G

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My old black metro turbo code started with 12HA85AA010...........which was a pucker turbo....don't know what part of the code means its a turbo...if one exists.


On 30th Dec, 2009 Tom Fenton said:
I asked if it was a genuine turbo engine and what was the engine code.

He replied "YES" and "12H950AA...."

Anyone know what that actually is, its not a turbo engine as we know...

Edited by Jason G on 31st Dec, 2009.

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


Craig Smith

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12H959... is certainly a turbo engine, I've never heard of 12H950...


rubicon

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i've got a set or NOS rings for a set of pistons...just gotta find some good piston's for them...

On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:


On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)


madmk1

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looks like ebay have removed it and the v5

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


apbellamy

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So we've all just saved somebody from buying a croc of an engine. you should all pat yourselves on the back lol

Edited by apbellamy on 30th Dec, 2009.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Rod S

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On 30th Dec, 2009 madmk1 said:
looks like ebay have removed it and the v5


F**k....

I've never known eBay to act that fast on just a few reports :)

Or maybe he pulled the two himself after the questions ???

Not that I would bother protecting a feedback rating of one....

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


AlexF2003

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superb!

AlexF


MikeRace

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Action TM to the rescue

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


jamz

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its back. well the v5 anyway

mk1 mini parts ...

MK1 COOPER V5c TAX EXEMPT

CURRENT TYPE LOGBOOK TAX FREE

1966 ...ON A D REG

CAR WAS BLUE/WHITE



ALSO HAVE ENGINE AVAILABLE FOR AN EXTRA £500

ebay decided to remove my original listing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On 27th Apr, 2010 Rick.SPI said:


cant beat a good blowout.


apbellamy

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not for long *evil*

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Rod S

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On 31st Dec, 2009 apbellamy said:
not for long *evil*


Ditto *happy*

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


Craig Smith

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Ditto Ditto *smiley*


John

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Ditto, Ditto, Ditto

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


Rod S

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V5 gone again......

I wonder for how long.

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


Oli

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Wilts

This guy is going to get really pissed off.

Keep it up!

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


apbellamy

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On 30th Dec, 2009 Tom Fenton said:
I asked if it was a genuine turbo engine and what was the engine code.

He replied "YES" and "12H950AA...."

Anyone know what that actually is, its not a turbo engine as we know...


From something RWD like a midget/sprite etc

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*

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