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turbochargedstu

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my bird (who doesn't like old cars!) said my mini reminded her of mr bean's!

so i said, well, why don't you let me take you out in it for 10 mins and see what you think.......


as we got back she had to rush in because she felt sick! she is currently sat in a onesie feeling sorry for herself!


mission accomplished. *happy*

balls to the blower!!!



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wng691s clubby

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well done mine if she had her way would burn mine she no longer has garage keys

Done now needs redoing lol


hazpalmer

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Just bought my misses one, and she's on here. She has no choice but to like them now!


apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire

ha ha

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


matty

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When my misses first went out in mine, whilst driving down a bumpy country Lane she commented "I thought you said this was fast"....oh dear, I was trying to take it easy. When we got out on the open road I gave it the large one on low boost, of coarse she shit herself, I then asked "so what do you think now, she replies "ok that is quite fast", so naturally I wound the boost up to 20psi torque steering either side of the white line and asked the question again, I got screemed at, but I think I proved my point. *happy*

Edited by matty on 30th Jun, 2013.

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ginsters

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Mine thinks it not costing much

i fucking hate bi polar!

i love it!


Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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I have to hide the keys for mine (when its working)

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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madmk1

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brookwood woking

When we go anywhere in mine I always get asked "you have checked everything's done up" as she knows how forgetful I am! Jo don't mind it much she just puts her ear defs on and goes to sleep lol.

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


WRLondon

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On 30th Jun, 2013 madmk1 said:
"you have checked everything's done up"


Haha i get exactly the same thing

mainly because i've been know to forget to tighten up wheel nuts *hehe!*


main thing is my mini is in a small ish garage, she walks past with her handbag scraping/banging the side of my car >.<

Edited by WRLondon on 30th Jun, 2013.

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On 21st Sep, 2006 Paul S said:

Go on, be brave, put it in the car and tell us how it works.
Pity your bollocks are in line with the flywheel!
On 27th May, 2013 robert said:

putting my testicles on the line for turbo mini owners everywhere ,and they still work !


Paul R

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My new misses loves it, she tells me to race people hahaha, told me to try a boxter and to go faster winner!

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adrian

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Our lass hates mine even tho its in bits. Think its somethin to do with me using some of our deposit for our first house to buy it? I didn't ask, I just mentioned it the night before.
She went fucking mental and didn't speak to me for a couple of weeks!
I'm never selling it too as every one I speak too says they wish they had never sold their first car.


Mat

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My missus is really good, comes to all the shows and puts up with me spending hard earned money on manky lumps of metal. She does go blank when I start wittering on about it though...



On 17th May, 2013 Rick.SPI said:
Big money if your prepared to do it outdoors in the field.


philc

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mine thinks it is a complete waste of money and thinks the money can be spent on her instead. When it was running she said it was comfortable, moaned about the smell of fuel and I could never go fast as she did not like it. wait till i have finished this one then. lol!!


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On 30th Jun, 2013 Mat said:
My missus is really good, comes to all the shows and puts up with me spending hard earned money on manky lumps of metal. She does go blank when I start wittering on about it though...


Haha, ditto!


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On 30th Jun, 2013 ginsters said:
Mine thinks it not costing much



I take it your misses is dead then?

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Rob Gavin

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well the wife knows half of what I've spent and thinks it is too much. All this and its her car!


ginsters

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On 1st Jul, 2013 Jay#2 said:


On 30th Jun, 2013 ginsters said:
Mine thinks it not costing much



I take it your misses is dead then?


nope

i fucking hate bi polar!

i love it!


boostjunkie

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Hahahahaha awesome :) been there!! Especially if your always selling bits to pay for other bits *wink* lol


On 30th Jun, 2013 ginsters said:
Mine thinks it not costing much

Confessed addiction to everything mini

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