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mossy2a

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I thought as im wide awake at stupid o clock i would share my shit night at a hotel in Hastings.

To cut a long story short, i was nice a cosy fast asleep when for some reason, i was awoken by the sound of rushing water. Not the nice waterfall type which is supposed to be calming but the type that makes you shit your pants when you open the bathroom door and a torrent comes rushing out covering your feet.

I was still half asleep (it was 1:45am) and im on the second floor so was rushing around looking for a phone in the room to call reception. NO Phone... shit

off i run to reception after putting all my kit on the bed.

the results:

my room


outside in the hallway


The lady receptionist wasn't too impressed, apparently the water was flooding into the kitchen and had knocked out the electrics to the fridges, lights etc.

I think ill go to mcdonalds for breakfast in the morning.

Night all.


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Good old premier inn! Here's hoping the one I'm at in Manchester tonight doesn't have any issues!

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Get Lenny Henry over for a cuddle.

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Hopefully it's fresh water rather than shitty?

Nightmare indeed!


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On the bright side they left plenty of coffee and tea servings *happy*

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What's up with that the beds still ok lol.

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mossy2a

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Luckilly it was clean water and there were no floaters.


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Hahahahahahahaha!

On 4th Sep, 2013 theoneeyedlizard said:
Get Lenny Henry over for a cuddle.

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

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hope lenny gave you your money back!


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Quality compensation required!!! Trip ruined by lack of sleep. Etc.....


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Hahahaha! I love Premier Inn, the beds are huge and always comfortable, going for a weekend in Manchester in a few months so hope this doesn't happen! Was it just a burst pipe?

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Get Lenny Henry over for a cuddle.

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Pics of the receptionist?!

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I think this is an elaborate cover up, he' s ripped the shitter off the wall to disguise pissing the bed!

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

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I had I very similar situation, although I was in the middle of the Atlantic ocean at the time:

we woke in the middle of the night to the sound of running water.

Luckily it was just a bust pipe and we where not sinking!!

luckily my camera was waterproof so still managed to get some good shots of the wife

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mossy2a

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ive only just got back fro work so i can give some dodgy details.

the 22mm cold water feed to the tap was a push fit a simply popped off. The receptionist said this is the third time in as many months, they've had a new boiler blah blah blah... she did say i was lucky, the other times that had blew were the hot water feeds.

luckily though the flood did cover up the massive lubricant spillage all over the floor.

she did offer to give me my money back for the night. I left that to our receptionist to sort, i was knackered.

there were quite a few wierd looks from the other guests as they awoke to soggy cornflakes and the smell of lube. lol


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You're a bastard, I have a dripping ceiling in my premier inn tonight!

Shauna, go for Manchester deansgate rather than Portland street. Bit more of a walk but free parking and a better hotel.

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.

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