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Paul R

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I am no longer a General Associate for HUM Honda

I am now an apprentice Maintenance Engineer, start my new role properly on the 20th of this month for a 4 year course *happy*.

Buzzing

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-Ford S-max Mk2 Ecoboost
-Rover 100 VVC #2 - track project

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Shauna

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Swansea boyo!

I miss being an apprentice, it's lots of fun. Good luck with it!

They don't die, they just get faster!


Carl S
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Well done Paul, great news chap.


apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire

I thought you where coming out.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


BENROSS

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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

watch out for the greased balls etc .......






lee.pb

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and engineers blue balls *surprised*

On 5th Sep, 2013 BENROSS said:
watch out for the greased balls etc .......

What the mind can conceive the mini can achieve
MITP 2012 17.01 seconds 1/4 mile against "The Don"
MITP 2013 16.83 seconds 1/4 mile


Brett

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well done!!!

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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Paul R

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Swindon

Haha, left handed screw drivers and all that. When I worked for Peugeot the guy training me did that so I used a sharpie paint pen to right left on his brand new screw drivers *smiley*.

I have applied before for this job a few times (very very hard to get on 600+ applied internal and external and 6 got on) so I am really stoked about my new opportunity. Plus get to double my salary in 4 years xD

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-Ford S-max Mk2 Ecoboost
-Rover 100 VVC #2 - track project

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Turbo This..

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Nice work mate


WRLondon

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Congrats

Reading up on RTS Clutches

On 21st Sep, 2006 Paul S said:

Go on, be brave, put it in the car and tell us how it works.
Pity your bollocks are in line with the flywheel!
On 27th May, 2013 robert said:

putting my testicles on the line for turbo mini owners everywhere ,and they still work !


Brett

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i once got an ex to look for a tub of elbow grease *happy*

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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On 5th Sep, 2013 Brett said:
i once got an ex to look for a tub of ky *happy*


*surprised**surprised*

Done now needs redoing lol


Shauna

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Swansea boyo!

Hahahahahaha! In work we have over 1000 applications for something like 15 spaces every year, crazy how hard it is to get an apprenticeship these days! Surprising how many of them are over 30 too, there's apprentices with us who are 10 years older than me *tongue*.


On 5th Sep, 2013 Brett said:
i once got an ex to look for a tub of elbow grease *happy*

They don't die, they just get faster!


Rob Gavin

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well done Paul


Tom Fenton
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On 5th Sep, 2013 Brett said:
i once got an ex to look for a tub of elbow grease *happy*


We were once in a mates garage repairing his then girlfriends car. The cheeky bitch was moaning about how long it was taking and she was bored. We gave her a tin of aerosol paint and told her to shake it until it stopped rattling *happy*


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


Brett

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On 6th Sep, 2013 Tom Fenton said:



On 5th Sep, 2013 Brett said:
i once got an ex to look for a tub of elbow grease *happy*


We were once in a mates garage repairing his then girlfriends car. The cheeky bitch was moaning about how long it was taking and she was bored. We gave her a tin of aerosol paint and told her to shake it until it stopped rattling *happy*


*hehe!*

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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lee.pb

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you cant beat the old time of being an LGFFAA.

Lazy Good For F**k All Apprentice *Clapping*

is fun trying to find out what they'll go to find.

bucket of steam
tartan paint
left handed screwdriver
glass hammer
sky hooks

sure ther are more


On 6th Sep, 2013 Tom Fenton said:



On 5th Sep, 2013 Brett said:
i once got an ex to look for a tub of elbow grease *happy*


We were once in a mates garage repairing his then girlfriends car. The cheeky bitch was moaning about how long it was taking and she was bored. We gave her a tin of aerosol paint and told her to shake it until it stopped rattling *happy*

What the mind can conceive the mini can achieve
MITP 2012 17.01 seconds 1/4 mile against "The Don"
MITP 2013 16.83 seconds 1/4 mile


Tom Fenton
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"Go to the stores and ask for a long stand"..... *happy*


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


Rob Gavin

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Bubble for the spirit level


Brett

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On 5th Sep, 2013 wng691s clubby said:



On 5th Sep, 2013 Brett said:
i once got an ex to look for a tub of ky *happy*


*surprised**surprised*


Oi only just seen this *happy*

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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Mat

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A P155 extractor...



On 17th May, 2013 Rick.SPI said:
Big money if your prepared to do it outdoors in the field.


Carlzilla

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Or a long wait haha.

On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper

On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!!

17.213 @ 71mph, 64bhp n/a (Old Engine)


Mat

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I tried sending our apprentice out for low cloud, foul weather sky hooks once. Too far!



On 17th May, 2013 Rick.SPI said:
Big money if your prepared to do it outdoors in the field.


lee.pb

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you can now buy replacement bubbles for levels now *surprised*

710 cap


On 6th Sep, 2013 Rob Gavin said:
Bubble for the spirit level

What the mind can conceive the mini can achieve
MITP 2012 17.01 seconds 1/4 mile against "The Don"
MITP 2013 16.83 seconds 1/4 mile


wolfie

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what will you be maintaining Paul?

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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