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Jason G

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Night on the piss....next morning. Trying to sink this thing! Damn well 5 flushes so far. Whats the best method for breaking them up?

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


joeybaby83

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when living in halls we used to get this problem, the toilets fluch was pathetic.

you could cut it up but my preferred method is to leave it for the next person

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layer lots of toilet roll ontop, thenbefore it gets to wet, flush, the surface area providecd by the bog roll will allow the push of the downward flow of water to overcome the upward push of the floater :) always worked for me but tbo iv never even had a solid No2 after a proper nite out. lightweight. :)

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Hi,
This is just wrong. *surprised*
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Jason G

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This thing has a dorsal fin sticking out of the water.....got to kill it!

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


joeybaby83

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hide it with a few sheets and blame the missus

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

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danboy

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Put it in your pocket and dump it later


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bonie scotland

iye must be big jobbiy


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set fire to it ? must say the layers of shite roll always does it for me







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I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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Get bucket
fill with water in bathroom
Layer toilet paper on top of rebeliant turd...
Empty bucket of water into toilet quickly..

If all else fails... get the tongs out.. *surprised*


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loads of bog roll usually does it for me


BENROSS

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Edited by BENROSS on 6th Aug, 2007.






Rob H

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Boiling water form the kettle will help melt it.

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On 6th of Aug, 2007 at 11:10am Rob H said:
Boiling water form the kettle will help melt it.


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Coat hanger.......

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break it up using a super soaker!




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Working up the BHP ladder.

Ebay it...............? Buyer collects!

Edited by 1380turbo on 6th Aug, 2007.


Jason G

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lmao

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


pete

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photos please????????????????????????maybe then can give advice


Si P

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Blendit.com :cool:

http://doesitblend.com/

Edited by Si P on 6th Aug, 2007.

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mash it with the bog brush

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Si P

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Angelina Jolie is always looking for kids to adopt..?

I drill holes in everything..!


Ric

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hahahahahahaha!!!

I always just pile the paper, but there's some genius solutions here....


Jason G

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lmao! sick f*****!


On 6th of Aug, 2007 at 04:34pm Si P said:
Angelina Jolie is always looking for kids to adopt..?

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


JT

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boil it!

it stinks like fook then though!!! lol

or just use loads of bog roll.

good luck!

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