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4018 Posts Member #: 1757 Back to Fucking Tool status Swindon |
29th Oct, 2007 at 05:38:46pm
what is the worst one you have used, heard from somone?
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487 Posts Member #: 1495 Senior Member |
29th Oct, 2007 at 05:50:25pm
Do you like chinese? Well chow mein |
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  4436 Posts Member #: 164 The Stig.. Newport Pagnell |
29th Oct, 2007 at 06:04:05pm
I learnt all i know from this man...
On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:
therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl |
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 1913 Posts Member #: 1392 Pointless Post Whore Liverpool, North west |
29th Oct, 2007 at 06:05:05pm
Ive said a couple out in town, none worked though :(
Back once again like a renegade master |
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 12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
29th Oct, 2007 at 06:07:47pm
lol JF,
On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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4436 Posts Member #: 164 The Stig.. Newport Pagnell |
29th Oct, 2007 at 06:14:34pm
I find asking what a bird is drinking is a fair go...if it is a short she may ask you to taste it if you say you have never tried it before.
On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:
therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl |
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1913 Posts Member #: 1392 Pointless Post Whore Liverpool, North west |
29th Oct, 2007 at 06:17:08pm
You old devil you JF Back once again like a renegade master |
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 4360 Posts Member #: 1459 En-suite user Braintree, Essex |
29th Oct, 2007 at 07:18:20pm
lol
On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish. On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood. Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series.............. |
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 197 Posts Member #: 1488 Advanced Member Bristol |
29th Oct, 2007 at 07:58:21pm
In my best pirate voice:
There is no sense crying over every mistake- you just keep on trying til you run out of cake. |
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 1566 Posts Member #: 36 Post Whore Basingstoke |
29th Oct, 2007 at 08:21:23pm
"nice shoes, fancy a fuck?"
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 8297 Posts Member #: 408 Turbo Love Palace Fool Aylesbury |
29th Oct, 2007 at 08:24:38pm
PMSL... https://www.facebook.com/pages/Fusion-Fabri..._homepage_panel
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 8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
29th Oct, 2007 at 08:32:49pm
fancy a donkey ride Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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 2370 Posts Member #: 719 Post Whore Horndean - Near Portsmouth |
29th Oct, 2007 at 09:32:16pm
"Are those space pants you're wearing....? Cos your arse is out of this world!"
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 9326 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
29th Oct, 2007 at 09:45:24pm
"Come to my room, and ill cum in your womb"
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 4559 Posts Member #: 786 Post Whore Bermingum |
29th Oct, 2007 at 10:31:22pm
Hi,
VEMs Authorised Installer / Re-seller. K head kits now available!
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 11046 Posts Member #: 965 Post Whore Preston On The Brook |
29th Oct, 2007 at 10:34:34pm
Straight to the point On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be... So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'... On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........ |
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8297 Posts Member #: 408 Turbo Love Palace Fool Aylesbury |
29th Oct, 2007 at 11:47:46pm
Just seen a vid on youtube of Russel Brand and he comes up with a great one... "Get in the van"... https://www.facebook.com/pages/Fusion-Fabri..._homepage_panel
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 2643 Posts Member #: 1246 Post Whore Lowestoft, Suffolk. |
30th Oct, 2007 at 01:42:27am
Do you want to comw back for (ahem) "coffee"?
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 1666 Posts Member #: 252 Post Whore Sunny suffolk |
30th Oct, 2007 at 07:23:30am
"Do you like chicken - well suck on this its foul" -MINI CLUBMAN 1380 TURBO- |
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 7765 Posts Member #: 74 I pick holes in everything.. Chief ancient post excavator |
30th Oct, 2007 at 07:54:50am
On 29th of Oct, 2007 at 09:45pm Nic said:
"Come to my room, and ill cum in your womb" Works everytime for me...... You mean the only time? The percentage is still very good! On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem. |
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2643 Posts Member #: 1246 Post Whore Lowestoft, Suffolk. |
30th Oct, 2007 at 10:13:51am
LMAO at V! |
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 87 Posts Member #: 2018 Advanced Member Witton Park, Northeast |
30th Oct, 2007 at 05:23:26pm
My ex used to use the classic from american pie .... "suck me beautiful!" But he was so cute and cheeky when he said it that it worked lol |
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 6274 Posts Member #: 509 Post Whore Isle of Man |
30th Oct, 2007 at 05:40:53pm
what what? "Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"
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6274 Posts Member #: 509 Post Whore Isle of Man |
30th Oct, 2007 at 05:41:54pm
DP, are you a chick? "Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"
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87 Posts Member #: 2018 Advanced Member Witton Park, Northeast |
30th Oct, 2007 at 06:05:26pm
Last time I checked!! |
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