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I cant believe my unluckyness

I shared a taxi with an extremely hot girl who, given the choice, id rather not drive the mini for a year, than spend 36 intement seconds with her

Well would you believe it, after she got out I found a phone on the the seat of the taxi. Trying to figure out whos it was I went straight to the albums (which I fell into a hedge when trying to look at) and would you believe it, it was hers, but-THERE ARE NO SLIGHTLY FILTHY PICS AT ALL


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Hmmm damn alcohols, why am I posting this?

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Blimey Nic, you're nearly as unlucky as Wolfie!
I bet she's not phoned you to ask for her phone back either?
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A perfect opportunity to add some nude pictures of yourself Nic.

Then when she gets her phone back she'll not be able to resist you. Or dial 999 immediately.

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at least you get to take the phone back and be her night in shining amour. least you can do is add your number in there

i found a phone a year or so back and was fortunate enough to find mucky vids of herself on it! ha ha! she was hot too! unfortunatey she had a fella. oh well.

Reading funny stuff like this makes me love this forum.

mate you need to put a silence of the lambs photo of yourself on the phone then give it back

man, why did I post this??

Erm I was slightly drunk last night, anyway im just off to give her the phone back in a minute, the car is nice and clean so hopefully she'll be impressed

Perhaps I should do 'the girl impression' and take a pic of myself on there, or 'the helicopter'

go with the man-gina nic

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Nic if you had your beer goggles on last nite she might not be that fit today with no slap on.??

keep us posted to and get a pic up if she is fit.

Rick

haha, classic and very well typed for someone who admitted falling in the hedge
bravo

David.

Nic first off howd you get in a taxi with 2 fitties? and secondly, if you werent rat arsed, you couldve used that "family surname" charm to entise them back to yours for a coffee.

I also realise as soon as you got back, you typed this down, and i cant believe how illiterate it is considering you were drunk.

Edited for nic

Edited by Jordan on 29th Dec, 2007.

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Most importantly did you save any of these pictures???

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36? Personally i wouldn't have bothered with foreplay.

LMAO that is quality you should have asked to take the naked pictures of her and V that was excelent , but i feel bad on nics behalf if it only takes 36 seconds =/

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Jordan- Please edit that post to remove my surname. PLEASE

Ive noticed that threads come up when you typre my name into google, including one about phils sister that used to appear

Ive taken the phone back to her now, unfortuately she was at work and not available, but i do know her and know that even without the beer goggles on she is h-o-t

Believe me it took some effort to type it, there were several mistakes that required re writing several times

Im very glad I didnt manage to work any magic on her (though I did try earlier in the night) as ashamedly I was very sick this morning (this never happens to me)

I also managed a very amusing drunken conversation with her when she rang to find out where the phone was, including asking if there were any pics hidden away, expressing my anger at the fact there werent, and then perking up when she said she owed me a favour

muhahahaha indeed you do, indeed you do

lol

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pot the question Nic, phone her and ask would she like to come out for the night
the least she can say is NO

heres a shining fated chance for you buddy, dont pass on it

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You never know, she may have left the phone on purpose.

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Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

Well looks like the Jagermeister has done you well mate?

This hot girl wouldn't happen to be the kind of girl that rides a horse?

If so...you bastard!!

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