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Nick
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That astra cleaning dude's got a new car...

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=81391


get a life, have a wank, anything....

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


Joe C

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sweet fucking Moses.....

anyone that polishes hose clips needs shooting!

I have a sneaking suspcion that he sneaks down at night and fucks his car.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



theoneeyedlizard

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If you ever look in the mirror and see this...



Kill yourself promptly, or face a life of obsessive polishing and exhaust fucking.

What a twit!

In the 13's at last!.. Just


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What an utter utter BAC. On about "rejecting" the car due to a 0.5mm paint drop? Unbelieveable.


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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fucking goof!


matty

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Class A prick!

He doesn't like the look of the grease on the hinges so he wipes as much off as possible, next he'll be draining the oil to reduce the possibility of a leak! *laughing*

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Looks like a German porn film star.......not that I watch much German BDSM films....................

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


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What a tail pipe!

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That bloke needs to get a life its bad enough washin a car in the first place!


Bat

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Hi,
Could you imagine him with a Mini! *surprised*
He'd be running around screaming because he'd found a pin-spot of rust! *hehe!*
Cheers,
Gavin :)

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Jason G

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Even worse...imagine him with the 'Don'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


On 21st Aug, 2008 Bat said:
Hi,
Could you imagine him with a Mini! *surprised*
He'd be running around screaming because he'd found a pin-spot of rust! *hehe!*
Cheers,
Gavin :)

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


Nicky
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I remember the last one. I couldn't bring myself to drive a car if I ever spent half that time cleaning it, therefore, I don't see the point.

Also, this is a little harsh, but the 0.5mm drop that can't see and rejecting the car? You normally have to pay for perfection.


miniboo

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I want to hurt him.


Bat

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Hi,
£20.5K and you only get carbon effect parts! lol!
Cheers,
Gavin :)

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tool.com


Rod S

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This is not real, it must be a dream (or should that be nightmare..)

I just deal with rust, measured in how much new metal is needed, not paint thickness measured in microns....

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


Joe C

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I could understand if it was a pristine vintage ferrari, or even a supercar that didnt get driven much....

but its just a fucking vauxhall!!!!

knowing that i have read that thread make me feel dirty.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



Kean

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Holy mother of God.
And they say all the idiots are in the loonybin.

Gotta had it to the stainless steel guy though.Thats is some silly fab work

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theoneeyedlizard

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You read it Joe??

You should be ashamed mate!

In the 13's at last!.. Just


wolfie

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Hi I am a Virgin


Sad thing is that after all that work its still white, and dont forget that that will be serviced at a Vauxhall dealer so that will keep him busy repairing the paint lol

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Sam

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he would cry if he sore my daily.

hasent been washed in 2 years.

On 19th Feb, 2011 Miniwilliams said:
OMG Robert that's a big one


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On 21st Aug, 2008 wolfie said:
dont forget that that will be serviced at a Vauxhall dealer so that will keep him busy repairing the paint lol


EXACTLY! Dealers stamp the book and usually leave their mark on the car aswell.

On 7th Nov, 2008 Nic said:
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wolfie

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i wonder if he still has a warentee after pulling the dash apart fiddling with the electrics and fitting a chip

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams


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Cant wait for the first bird shit picture.

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