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 6274 Posts Member #: 509 Post Whore Isle of Man |
30th Oct, 2007 at 04:12:42pm
i can vouch that this is THE fittest bird on the IoM
"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"
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 3756 Posts Member #: 1709 I like granny porn. LONDONSHIRE |
30th Oct, 2007 at 04:16:01pm
i think the link is broken......lol On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:
On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder. On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER) |
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 87 Posts Member #: 2018 Advanced Member Witton Park, Northeast |
30th Oct, 2007 at 05:28:21pm
I found Bat! Muahahaha |
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 4360 Posts Member #: 1459 En-suite user Braintree, Essex |
30th Oct, 2007 at 05:40:38pm
You used the tatoo pixie....thats entrapment! On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish. On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood. Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series.............. |
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87 Posts Member #: 2018 Advanced Member Witton Park, Northeast |
30th Oct, 2007 at 05:59:14pm
Erm .... have any of you guys out of curiosity looked at the fmale seeking female section? They get their kit off a lot for the pictures!
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4360 Posts Member #: 1459 En-suite user Braintree, Essex |
30th Oct, 2007 at 06:14:06pm
Top find!..cheers pixie
On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish. On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood. Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series.............. |
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87 Posts Member #: 2018 Advanced Member Witton Park, Northeast |
30th Oct, 2007 at 06:18:28pm
lol! |
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3756 Posts Member #: 1709 I like granny porn. LONDONSHIRE |
30th Oct, 2007 at 06:35:33pm
so where is bat? On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:
On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder. On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER) |
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87 Posts Member #: 2018 Advanced Member Witton Park, Northeast |
30th Oct, 2007 at 06:37:42pm
I can't tell you that! You'll have to find him yourself if you want him that badly lol |
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 2742 Posts Member #: 637 Post Whore Hertfordshire |
30th Oct, 2007 at 06:45:07pm
this is the funniest one iv found!
Edited by JT on 30th Oct, 2007. My build thread..
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3756 Posts Member #: 1709 I like granny porn. LONDONSHIRE |
30th Oct, 2007 at 06:49:41pm
^^^ what is josh on about?
On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:
On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder. On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER) |
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Forum Mod  4828 Posts Member #: 154 Post Whore Midlands |
30th Oct, 2007 at 06:49:45pm
so wheres your profile then pixie? On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:
Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF. |
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591 Posts Member #: 360 Stu from Corwall aka Mr Jazz Piano, Love_Machine, kneegrow |
30th Oct, 2007 at 06:53:52pm
Well. I'm a veteran interweb womaniser. Split up with the bird of 5 years and went a bit mad a while ago, for the next 2 years, I went "fishing" on myspace. It was just fun and got me out of the house. I got a few roots and met a few fat birds and nutters. After a while it became a hugely hollow experience. The same old stunners which wouldn't measure up in one way or another. Then I met my present girl. Fantastic.
Bugger off, I'm getting there. |
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 12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
30th Oct, 2007 at 06:54:09pm
PMSL
On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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4360 Posts Member #: 1459 En-suite user Braintree, Essex |
30th Oct, 2007 at 06:59:07pm
Sounds like the lass from the film 'KingPin' where he does the landlady!
On 30th of Oct, 2007 at 06:53pm Hedgemonkey said:
Jeez, that reminds me. One time I went a fair few miles to meet this chick in darkest Dorset. She was running very late and I had 4 pints in the pub. She rocked up and the lights in her holiday home were buggered. She felt like a dream. Anyway, we got naked and I gave her the 1-2 all over the house. Anyway, the sun rose and what was grinning at me in an inane way almost made my teeth fall out. She was the most hideously awful thing I have ever set eyes upon. She looked like a furby, but you can't imagine the idiotic expression. She had a body better than most models. On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish. On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood. Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series.............. |
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591 Posts Member #: 360 Stu from Corwall aka Mr Jazz Piano, Love_Machine, kneegrow |
30th Oct, 2007 at 07:02:25pm
You may find it amusing but it was like having all your christmas presents trampled on. Probably Stevie Wonder's ideal woman. I actually pondered whether a plastic surgeon and a few £K would sort her out, but I reckon she needed a new skull. Bugger off, I'm getting there. |
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591 Posts Member #: 360 Stu from Corwall aka Mr Jazz Piano, Love_Machine, kneegrow |
30th Oct, 2007 at 07:02:41pm
x2 Edited by Hedgemonkey on 30th Oct, 2007. Bugger off, I'm getting there. |
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4360 Posts Member #: 1459 En-suite user Braintree, Essex |
30th Oct, 2007 at 07:07:03pm
roflmao..thats extreme surgery! A new skull! lol On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish. On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood. Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series.............. |
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82 Posts Member #: 1278 Advanced Member Bedfordshire |
30th Oct, 2007 at 07:10:36pm
without risk of sounding like more of a perv than nic this is my little tip, go for the girls with pics who look like its been taken with a webcam because once you get chatting you can usually get them to give you there msn address and then they come on cam and can be good entertainment if you get a naughty one |
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3756 Posts Member #: 1709 I like granny porn. LONDONSHIRE |
30th Oct, 2007 at 07:43:42pm
this is getting crazy!!
On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:
On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder. On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER) |
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 4559 Posts Member #: 786 Post Whore Bermingum |
30th Oct, 2007 at 08:13:19pm
On 30th of Oct, 2007 at 05:59pm DemonPixie said:
Erm .... have any of you guys out of curiosity looked at the fmale seeking female section? They get their kit off a lot for the pictures! http://www.plentyoffish.com/member473443.htm#in Hi, Never mind the pictures how about .... "im a easy lover so come and have a nibble!" I'm hungry! 
Cheers, Gavin :) VEMs Authorised Installer / Re-seller. K head kits now available!
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4559 Posts Member #: 786 Post Whore Bermingum |
30th Oct, 2007 at 08:16:41pm
On 30th of Oct, 2007 at 07:10pm miglia_replica said:
without risk of sounding like more of a perv than nic this is my little tip, go for the girls with pics who look like its been taken with a webcam because once you get chatting you can usually get them to give you there msn address and then they come on cam and can be good entertainment if you get a naughty one Hi, No good to me, I'm a hands on kinda guy
Cheers, Gavin :) VEMs Authorised Installer / Re-seller. K head kits now available!
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 8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
30th Oct, 2007 at 08:58:49pm
found my ideal bird .... if only i was irish i might stand a chance
Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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 1913 Posts Member #: 1392 Pointless Post Whore Liverpool, North west |
30th Oct, 2007 at 09:19:24pm
Cheers wolfie i was eating me tea.
Back once again like a renegade master |
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 8297 Posts Member #: 408 Turbo Love Palace Fool Aylesbury |
30th Oct, 2007 at 09:55:35pm
On 30th of Oct, 2007 at 05:59pm DemonPixie said:
Erm .... have any of you guys out of curiosity looked at the fmale seeking female section? They get their kit off a lot for the pictures! http://www.plentyoffish.com/member473443.htm#in Yep and for some strange reason they appear to be soo much hotter...lol What were you doing looking on the female looking for female section? 
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