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Jason G

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Braintree, Essex

30th Oct, 2007 at 06:22:57pm

bet you gutted now Joey! lol

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I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............

DemonPixie

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Witton Park, Northeast

30th Oct, 2007 at 06:23:50pm

hehe

Hedgemonkey

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Stu from Corwall aka Mr Jazz Piano, Love_Machine, kneegrow

30th Oct, 2007 at 06:59:05pm

"can I smell your kunt?"

"no"

"well it must be your feet then! "

Bugger off, I'm getting there.

Bat

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Bermingum

30th Oct, 2007 at 08:40:52pm

Hi,
Come on Joey, catch up, that was 3 pages ago *wink* Lol
Cheers,
Gavin :)

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DemonPixie

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Witton Park, Northeast

30th Oct, 2007 at 11:30:17pm

Although maybe it's just that I have impressive man-boobs :)

Richie

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a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne

6th Nov, 2007 at 08:39:05pm

"Hear ure looking for the candy man bitch....."

or

"Listen pet you might as well gan with uz coz if ya divnt a'l have to gan get old roy hipynol and he is an expensive night so haway what ya think pet"

neither of these work for some reason :S

its about as successfull as forcing ya chicks face into your crotch and saying "Suck me...... Beautifull"



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mini93

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Warwick.

6th Nov, 2007 at 08:54:00pm

i was on the train in b'ham on the weekend i overheared some drunken chav asking some uni girls to "come sunny reditch" and "you can have your cocktails there"...sure enough they got off the train as soon as possible

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6th Nov, 2007 at 08:58:14pm

"If your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, I wanna see you between the holidays"

Always been my fav *happy*

Jordan

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Liverpool, North west

6th Nov, 2007 at 09:16:05pm

"The word for today is legs
Lets go home and spread the word"

Back once again like a renegade master

Jordan

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6th Nov, 2007 at 09:16:54pm

"The word for today is legs
Lets go home and spread the word"

Back once again like a renegade master
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