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Leonard

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On 17th Jan, 2008 mayoturbo said:
Did anyone see the person who had a corsa who posted on one of the vauxhall forums.

Said he puts his rear seats down because it makes the car lighter.

I cant remember what else he said but it was well funny stuff like his cars quicker because he allways keeps it clean


Just found his actual quote...

"The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them down, but it has to be said that when folded they remove a bit of weight. Vertical seats exert more downward force because the energy is focused on a smaller surface area. When horizontal, the weight is spread and so is less per Centimetre squared."

Unbelievable!!!




El Potter

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That has got to be fake man
No one is that dumb. or are they?

Re The sand.
My mouth is hanging so far open I had to push it out the way to type
That just has to be faked man
My God I still can't believe it

Edited by El Potter on 17th Jan, 2008.

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On 17th Jan, 2008 joeybaby83 said:
heres a goodun

http://www.minifinity.com/index.php?name=P...ewtopic&t=29996



Man now thats ingenious It must have taken longer to think that up than change the oil...

I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
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On 17th Jan, 2008 Sprocket said:
This made me chuckle *laughing*

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm



Some wee came out*smiley*

I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
VEMS + 12 PSI + Liquid Intercooler = Small Bore FUN!


Sprocket

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Preston On The Brook

LOL, This was quite a funny one till some idiot decided to delete the debate along with some posts that should have stayed. Vegard knows this one first hand *laughing* funnily, none of his replies exist any more *laughing*

http://www.minifinity.com/index.php?name=P...p=758737#758737



"MiniSprocket" said:
Why do people on this forum call a debate 'cock jousting' ??

Whats with this 'Cock Jousting' thing, seams it only applies when some one corrects thoughtless ill information, that the ill informer feels their persona is threatened, play their joker card and shout 'cock jousting'

I wouldnt reduce my self to pulling out my cock and prodding anyone on this forum especialy not the moderating team!


what a joke this all is :lol:

I recon this is going to get removed. Just so you are aware, i have also posted this reply somewere else for posterity :twisted:
*laughing*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


BENROSS

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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

*happy**laughing**laughing*






Mini_Andy

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there was that bloke on the M3 (??) forum who got a sock stuck in his engine LOL


joeybaby83

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wtf, where did my post on that thread on MF go?

Nightrain is such a ponce

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



Jay#2

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I like the 200sx/Silvia guy who welded on extra blades to his turbo. The one about the guy with the "home port job" sandbag Audi isn't real thankfully.

On 7th Nov, 2008 Nic said:
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joeybaby83

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hahaha

http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.php?p=vu&i=1295

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



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LOL - who did that?

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



Sprocket

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Preston On The Brook

http://www.minifinity.com/index.php?name=P...p=759061#759061

Wanker!

Im only involved as its a really good day at a decent set of rollers with magazine involvement, and its local. LOL, Its fun having your picture in a magazine even if its only an inch square*laughing*

Carl, go on, bring the DON and show them how it should be done

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Nick
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one of my favourites, windage trays made from old washing machines anyone?

http://www.minifinity.com/index.php?name=P...ghlight=windage


gotta love the 'toys out of the pram' posts aswell

http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.php?p=vt&tid=154798



On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


Sprocket

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Preston On The Brook

He He, yeh

Not many people pick the toys back up though *wink*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Carl

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i was glad that minisprocket left he were a proper nugget, lol. just glad this other sprocket guy seems ok tho.

no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.

On 28th Nov, 2008 Sprocket said:
Oh now that is a long shaft you have Carl.


Jordan

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I thought that carl.
This is a good one though carl
http://turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.php?p=vt&tid=178397

HE HE!!!

Back once again like a renegade master


Leonard

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i see chairchild has edited his post in this link

luckily sprocket quoted the original one a few posts down

Edited by Leonard on 20th Jan, 2008.




joeybaby83

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another classic example of passing other peoples (incorrect) opinions on as fact rather than speaking from experience

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



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On 20th Jan, 2008 Leonard said:
i see chairchild has edited his post in this link

luckily sprocket quoted the original one a few posts down


Hahaha, its too late now, I wonder how many other hidden gems there are out there! :)

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