royally fu*ked off
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Some little fu*ker tried to nick my metro (only an 82 1litre city with little alloys) from work 2day. Must have been about 2minutes b4 i came out too cos i drove past it and it was fine then come out from dropping the van off and the lights are on and doors open grrrrrr. Thank god for bl's cheap steering wheel which bent so much they couldnt snap the steering lock, fu*king amature no idea's. They have successfully managed to bend my door (not too bad but it did crack the paint ) and i will need a new ignition barrel and defo a new steering wheel .

Why cant people just leave my stuff alone
lets just say they and i are lucky i didnt catch them
Looks like ill be selling it now, somehow it feels like shes been abused or is tainted.

Sorry guys rant over

bummer, the shit bags

Hi,
Don't sell it, you're letting them win!
Cheers,
Gavin :)

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bunch of complete tossers, they deserve to die. Sorry to hear that.

sorry to hear it matey.

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wankers

I used to get fed up with the toe rags trying to steal my Mini. The only saving grace was that the Mini itself defeated them. The first time they stuck a screwdriver through the drivers door, got in and the steering column moved in its mountings so they couldn't get enough leverage to break the lock. The second time they went for the passenger's door and screwdrivered that, but the door handle was broken so could only be opened from the inside.

At that point I had had enough so I fitted a dirt cheap, but loud, alarm from Argos and stopped locking the doors. I mean even if they had got in, broken the steering lock and disabled the screaming alarm, there was no way that they were going to be able to start it once I removed the all important choke peg, I had enough trouble starting it and I had plenty of practice!!

No its gonna get fixed and sold, was in 2minds as it was anyway. I was gonna sack the mini off and turbo the shit out of the metro and in future k head turbo but a mate convinced me to do the mini. Ill get something else a bit faster (and less cool) for a runaround. Think ill be removing the rotor arm and for the time being, try and start it now you little cheeseballs

Anyone care to explain these wanker-defeating-dodges?
My old heap has no doors,no roof and no security:(

Real sorry to hear about your car mate.
They need to be introduced to my best new mate methinks!! Goes by the name of Mr. Two Two Remington!!

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if you find out what little chav did it, remove his eyes with a ball point pen, would soon detur him from doing it again.

stick some razor blades under the drivers door handle

Then remember in future to get in from the passenger side