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Nick
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...rksid=p3907.m29


can't find the words....

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex

you can't polish a turd......

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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wil_h

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Betwix Harrogate and York

no bids? weird that!

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph



On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Rod S

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Rural Suffolk

Isn't that a Mini in the top left of his first photo ???

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


Ben H

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Melton Mowbray, Pie Country

The guy is clearly new to the planet if he thinks that 255 tyres are the widest thing since sliced bread.

Still there is a rusty mini estate in one picture so not all bad.

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BillyBoy

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Hertfordshire

Omg lol That's just ..... hmmm some think Else :oh well: *surprised* Just hope he don't do any think like that to the mini in the back ground.


Coupe

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Leyland, Lancs

I'd like to know exactly where the £25,000 has been spent on the bodywork - I can see maybe about £250 worth of filler, but I'm struggling to see the rest!

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
a breif struggle ensued but Will emerged the victor with a pair of undies in his possesion


On 21st Sep, 2009 apbellamy said:
No, but you did chuck your guts up over my front gate the Saturday before! You even managed to get a bit in your arm pit...


El Potter

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Malta (Ex. Scotland)

Words fail me.

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James_H

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Auckland, New Zealand

................. pllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssseee dont let him do anything like this to the estate! he will need to be shot! he needs to be wounded for the escort but if he touches the mini!!!! grrr


slater

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Fair play to the guy. Its what he wants his car to look like, aint got a problem with that relly.

It is just a escort with big wings tho! the ad is comedy, '£24,000 BLING BLING MASSIVE' aint going to sell it!


Paul R

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Swindon

ill take the rims and put them on my dads car with some decent sized tyres for 10" wide wheels, get some 275's on them...

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theoneeyedlizard

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Essex

Apparently, It took 90 hours to fit the fuel filler!

LOL




In the 13's at last!.. Just


theoneeyedlizard

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The Boom Boom speaker Police!

Essex

I'm sure that front tyre is on the wrong way round.

In the 13's at last!.. Just


shane

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Lowestoft, Suffolk.

But at the end of the day, spending that amount of cash isnt gonna change the fact its a ford! LOL
Shane


Star Mag

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Barry Boy!


jimmy

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essex




On 9th Mar, 2008 theoneeyedlizard said:
I'm sure that front tyre is on the wrong way round.

It is

1293 Turbo mini


Bat

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Bermingum

Hi,
Will those wheels fit my £100 1.4 escort? *wink*
Cheers,
Gavin :)

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Mini_Andy

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Swindon

how the hell can he write 4 lines worth of text on a spoiler, and the same again on the mirrors??

jesus christ


wolfie

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i like my car but thats anal

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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MikeRace

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Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

At the end of the day its an Escort Cabby.


A whole heap of crap.

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


Tazzy

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Netherlands, The Hague

fugly!


clubman_dan

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Winchester

The car 6 reputable bodyshops said SHOULD not be built............

pmsl, what a piece of shite, i can think of many things to spend 25 grand on, funnily enough, that isn't on the list


MikeRace

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Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

Haha "should" not be built lol!

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/

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