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Sprocket

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LMFAO *Rofl!*


What the fuck is the world coming too!! Just turned the TV on and on channel Five is a program about people who are in love and married to obscure innanimate objects such as the Berlin wall. The Samurai sword I can understand, but a banister in a church??

Any one watching or watched some of it?

Fair point that having been abused as a child has psycological effects, but carrying a model of the berlin wall around with you saying you love it, says nutter all over it to me. Masterbating/ straddling on the Eifel tower takes it too far if you ask me

Broken!!

Each to their own I supose*oh well*

Edited by Sprocket on 4th Jun, 2008.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Jason G

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Are you making this up? You coming out the closet or something? lol

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


Sprocket

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I was never in the closet to come out, and Im being serious, check out the TV listings if you dontt believe me.

Mental!!

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Jason G

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I think theres a few peeps on here like that with their new Quaife diffs!

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


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I remember Jon F admitting he was a trisexual once.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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On 5th Jun, 2008 wil_h said:
I remember Jon F admitting he was a trisexual once.


That involved 3 sheep though didn't it? *surprised*

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Joe C

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Bah!

I missed the programme!

I'm an objetosexual......

but then I have always considered women objects

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

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The one on last weak was worse with the two blokes that loved cars! Mecaphiles i think they were called! One chap was wankin over a trans am!


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There really is no hope then is there.
WTF?!?!?!?!

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johnK

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whats tv?

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it would probably be like this one!


PaulH

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LMAO Thats whats appens when you work at some thing you love you end up never leaving work Its all good.

On 5th Jun, 2008 johnK said:
whats tv?

On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:

I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers.

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Sprocket

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On 5th Jun, 2008 johnK said:
whats tv?


Yes John, we all know that you live in the outer reaches of Norfolk where the TV reception is a little fuzzy *tongue* *wink*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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you see people this is what happens when retards breed!

On 15th of Apr, 2007 at 09:08pm Vegard said:
What the fuck is that on the rear of the car? One of the most stupid things I've ever seen. Rest looks nice.


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Jason G

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interbreeding in the valley!

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


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On 5th Jun, 2008 johnK said:
whats tv?


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On 5th Jun, 2008 mini13 said:
Bah!

I missed the programme!

I'm an objetosexual......

but then I have always considered women objects


*happy*

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.


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