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17th Jul, 2008 at 06:46:28pm

Copied from shortnews.com

07/17/2008 06:59 PM ID: 72079
Sheep Shagger Seized in South London
A man accused of having a cocaine fueled night of carnal passion with a sheep has been arrested in South London following a DNA analysis of a pair of underpants left at the scene.

An investigation was launched following reports by two joggers who claimed to have witnessed a man having sexual contact with the animal .

Police holding the man say he appeared to be high on drugs and desperate for sex adding that he has no recollection of his night of passion with the animal.

Source: www.thelondonpaper.com

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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17th Jul, 2008 at 07:06:15pm

Pmsl!

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17th Jul, 2008 at 07:06:56pm

has he been on the sambuca again?

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17th Jul, 2008 at 11:50:21pm

I'm on bail!

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I think the welsh one has it right!


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17th Jul, 2008 at 11:52:52pm

Girl of your dreams eh Jim

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18th Jul, 2008 at 10:19:15am

Cheaper, and think of that cosy woolly back. mmmmmmmmmm

In the 13's at last!.. Just

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18th Jul, 2008 at 02:47:35pm

all the best BTW Jim....was this a birthday shag then ?



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I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!

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18th Jul, 2008 at 03:12:39pm

good wedding night then? *wink*

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18th Jul, 2008 at 10:58:10pm

Hi,
Where did Jim find a sheep in London, or did he take one with him???
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21st Jul, 2008 at 05:39:06pm

Was thinking I hadnt seen much of you on the forum recently....

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22nd Jul, 2008 at 10:08:35am

I've been to court, it was proved that the sheep raped me, so I'm a free man

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:
I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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22nd Jul, 2008 at 07:56:45pm

Did it pull the wool over your eyes and trick you?
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