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paul wiginton
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Managed to cut my thumb in half.

I slipped off a spanner and half my thumb went my exhaust pipe, the other half didnt. Cut it in half long ways. Ouch!

Paul

I seriously doubt it!


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o dear sounds apinful, sorry to hear that, if i remeber you had finger trouble before?? you won't have any left soon!

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what you really meant to say was, i cut my knob in half ,

so prey do tell what were you doing with your knob so close to your exhaust,

or shall we just guess,lol.

ouch btw, i burn't myself three times today touching stuff i'd just welded, what a thick twat am i,

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Ouch!! I stayed safe today.

Mainly because i didnt touch a spanner all day. And im a Mechanic in a company of 3 people, and the one that does all of the work. Thats bad times! Wonder how much longer i'll be there :(


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ouch mate. sounds very painful. I had a rare injury free day today on the mini :S

On 23rd Oct, 2009 sim_ou_nao said:

eu gosto de mamas = i like boobs


paul wiginton
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Really annoying as Ive been planning my evening all day, had a big list to do in preparation for tomorrow as the wife and lad are out all day so I was gonna be in the garage fitting new bits n bobs and fettling other stuff for MITP.
Might have to sit in front of the TV now.
If the gaffa tape holds it together well tonight I might see if I can get a rubber glove over it and do a bit in the morning.
Carl, careful, welded stuff gets hot

Paul

I seriously doubt it!


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Bad luck.

I've spent the day getting mostly burned, welding in really awkward places.

On 7th Oct, 2010 5haneJ said:
yeah I gave it all a good prodding


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Super Glue

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On 24th Jul, 2009 Rob H said:
Super Glue


Wouldnt stick to the soot from the exhaust and Im too much of a wuss to pull it apart again to clean it out. I just wrapped it up and layed down before I fell down

Paul

I seriously doubt it!


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On 24th Jul, 2009 Rob H said:
Super Glue



Apart it being bottled in a sterile environment, household stuff is supposedly the same as hospital stuff....

It does fucking sting though!! Trust me!!

At least you have the F1 quali's on tomorrow at some point..maybe moto GP aswell, not sure if that is covered though.

Edited by James_H on 24th Jul, 2009.


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Sitting there with you thumb in a comdon just ain't cricket me old son!

Edited by Jason G on 24th Jul, 2009.

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


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I spent most of today covering my self in Primer......... I even managed to get a bit on the car :)

Tough chips Paul get well soon.

On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:

I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers.

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oof,

i'm guessing being such a car vewteran, if you've posed it it mus be bad....


PICS!!

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

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On 24th Jul, 2009 mini13 said:
oof,

i'm guessing being such a car vewteran, if you've posed it it mus be bad....


PICS!!


I think friday night drinkings are taking effect on a few people by now.....


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On 24th Jul, 2009 James_H said:



On 24th Jul, 2009 mini13 said:
oof,

i'm guessing being such a car vewteran, if you've posed it it mus be bad....


PICS!!


I think friday night drinkings are taking effect on a few people by now.....


Hahaha, I was thinking the same as I read that

On 12th Nov, 2009 Paul S said:

I think Gary OS has taken over my role as the forum smart arse *happy*


On 30th Apr, 2010 Rod S said:
Gary's description is best


Joe C

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lolyep iam dunk!!

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



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On 24th Jul, 2009 mini13 said:
lolyep iam dunk!!


Possible sig material there haha

Joe, were those mistakes for our amusement or were they unintentional? *happy*

On 12th Nov, 2009 Paul S said:

I think Gary OS has taken over my role as the forum smart arse *happy*


On 30th Apr, 2010 Rod S said:
Gary's description is best


Jason G

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With his home made beer making...it was problably unintentional :)

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


Joe C

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mhe alitte of both

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



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at least you can count to 18 and a half now

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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huh?

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



Joe C

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oh!
dont you mean 21..

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

https://joe1977.imgbb.com/



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http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.php?p=vt&tid=129444

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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On 24th Jul, 2009 mini13 said:
oof,

i'm guessing being such a car vewteran, if you've posed it it mus be bad....


PICS!!


Easy guys, he may just be typing with a lisssp. lol


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Sorry to here that Paul. Why can't you carry on working? You have two hands....

anyway. Pictures please.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*

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