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What are the best Nugget moments you have seen on the various forums?

I shall start this off with these two being top of my list, they are at least the most memorable *laughing*

http://www.theminiforum.co.uk/forums/index...ndpost&p=174621

http://www.theminiforum.co.uk/forums/index...ndpost&p=340399


There has to be more out there?

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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hahahaha that has made me smile

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heres a goodun

http://www.minifinity.com/index.php?name=P...ewtopic&t=29996

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



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LMAO at turbo daves' post, i'm in pain from laughing so hard *happy*


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LMAO at turbo daves' post, i'm in pain from laughing so hard *happy*


Sprocket

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Preston On The Brook

Now that is one I hadnt seen. I feel a MF old post revival session coming on

Wheres Vegard

Edited by Sprocket on 17th Jan, 2008.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Turbo Phil

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The one about the guy running his engine until no more oil came out is an absolute "classic" !! The internet forums don't get much better than that. *laughing*

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Some classics, I remember the oil draining one! *laughing*

Have to say you can build an engine and take apart in situ (but takes ALOT longe than 2 hours to take out)!

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hahahaha turbodaves little story "when i walk in the park........."

hahaha brilliant!!


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I always liked the guy who couldn't get his air-vents to blow hot air.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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On 17th Jan, 2008 miniturboman said:
hahahaha turbodaves little story "when i walk in the park........."

hahaha brilliant!!


I love that bit!


In the 13's at last!.. Just


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heres one where he advises how to turn down your own discs:

http://www.minifinity.com/index.php?name=P...ewtopic&t=16008

unbelievable...

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



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Jesus, I have never read a thread with so much crap spouted off. Reading that makes me feel even better about being a member on here, where you get the right answer from people who know.

Edited by minimole23 on 17th Jan, 2008.

On 7th Oct, 2010 5haneJ said:
yeah I gave it all a good prodding


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These are the same drips that complain about the safety and reliablity of minis when theres go wrong.


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Did anyone see the person who had a corsa who posted on one of the vauxhall forums.

Said he puts his rear seats down because it makes the car lighter.

I cant remember what else he said but it was well funny stuff like his cars quicker because he allways keeps it clean


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On 17th Jan, 2008 mayoturbo said:
Did anyone see the person who had a corsa who posted on one of the vauxhall forums.

Said he puts his rear seats down because it makes the car lighter.

I cant remember what else he said but it was well funny stuff like his cars quicker because he allways keeps it clean


Yup, remeber that one, it was a classic


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How about that tool who blamed an LSD for a wierd driveline vibration, when he'd really forgotten to tighten his ball-joints?

That was a classic in its own right...

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



Turbo Phil

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What about Feebles " Washers in my engine" ? LOL *laughing*

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spanners falling inside the clutch housing

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whilst Phil was typing, I was busy searching....

But I've found it - the holy grail of nuggetness...

Here it is, the whole washer in engine story. Note that it was cunningly started by Pot-dan, which made searching a little more difficult!


http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.php?p=vt&tid=3490

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



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Here is anohter classic from Feebs!

http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.php?p=vt&tid=9687

I'm not picking on him - it was refernced in the 'washers' post LOL!
There was also reference to a '10mm spanner' incident - but i don't recall that one?

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



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Turbo Dave we salute you
The Walk In The Park is a landmarK!!
Did you really come up with that?

And Feebs, I commiserate with you.Not only have you gone to a lotta work and trouble for sod all, but you get on here and these guys take the piss as well.Been there,done that,learned.

Couldn't help crackin a grin though*tongue*


And thanks for reminding me why this IS the best forum ever*happy*

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Not really on a forum but has anyone seen wheeler dealers with the annoying southerner and the so called "top" mechanic who had the fastest furniture record?

Well.......
They got one of those suzuki vans and went to improve it by sprucing it up, things like paint, wheels, roll cage and some uprated stuff.

At the end of it all they spent over £2k and it turns out in plain site there was a HUGE gapping hole in the back and they couldnt get it MOTd.

Ill find a link.

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Sprocket

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Preston On The Brook

This made me chuckle *laughing*

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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*surprised* and theres me thinking porting was a head off job!! didnt think you could just suck sand through the intake!

OMG some people seriously should never be allowed to work on cars unsupervised.

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