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http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=184051

Try your best to read all of page one and two, I guarantee you will find it amusing!!!

*surprised**happy*


dan_up

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AHAHA, what a tool!!

On 23rd Aug, 2010 Nic said:
Turbophil had a butt plug made that seemed to be suitable. He may have finished with it now and have it kicking around spare


Paul R

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F**king retard.

clever person says: thats a fox you tit

retard says: Eh? Foxes don't come out at night, genius.

Edited by Paul R on 22nd Jan, 2009.

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AlexF2003

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so fucking funny its on every forum today...

just looked they have 2 members reading the thread and 300 guests LOL

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richminiturbo.

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Hahaha, i dunno if the guy's joking or what, either way its pretty hilarious.

If he's not joking he must feel like SUCH a retard ha


apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire

Fook me! My dog wants to why I'm laughing so loud! *happy*

BAC!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Ben.

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"Look, I spoke to the woman from the kennels earlier on the phone, she said it's common for dogs to get lost and take shelter in open garages. His owner is probably looking for him as I type."

Haha! What a fucking idiot! I dont think its real though, lol.

Edited by Ben. on 22nd Jan, 2009.



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Paul R

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"Hi guys. About 40 minutes ago I went outside for some fresh air and a smoke of crack/amphetamine"

somthing tells me he was joking but im not too sure...

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theoneeyedlizard

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What a witless bunch of fucking retards and a complete waste of web space!

That's 20mins of my life I'll never reclaim! (Unless I give up smoking altogether.)

In the 13's at last!.. Just


Mr Joshua

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Luton Bedfordshire

*Rofl!* *laughing* There are no words to describe that

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a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne

he sum'd it up in post one "smoking crack/amphetamine......... truelly a bell end the fox would have been "what the fuck is going on"

hahahahahahahaha *hehe!*



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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when i saw the pics i nearly pissed myself

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Dear Lord!!!

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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On 22nd Jan, 2009 joeybaby83 said:
when i saw the pics i nearly pissed myself
Nearly got rumbled for useing the internet at work when I laughed after seeing the pictures.

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I hope it's real!


Mr Joshua

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On 22nd Jan, 2009 Nicky said:
I hope it's real!
Real or not that's up for the thread of the decade.

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nick1275

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what a twat!
just had 475 guests looking as i was
what do expect from people who own cars that have just crashed in to halfords!

On 1st Mar, 2009 MikeRace said:
Hmmm weberyyy


On 21st Apr, 2009 madcatminis said:
I hope she's got knickers on or you'll have a funny runny mark on your bonnet. Quite like what a snail leaves behind.


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We have a Carl Austins guessing game forum area what about a 'nugget moment thread' forum area, I can think of a few golden nuggets that should have been pinned for posterity *happy*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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that was BLOODY funny .in fact i think i unshipped a rib , id put a row of smiling faces if i hAD THE PATIENCE FOR THE ICONS TO LOAD!oh pooh ,caps .

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Typical Corsa driving fuckwitt.

These people are a new generation.

Great Britain eh?

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therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl




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Hi,
His name says it all.
Cheers,
Gavin :)

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Fuck me, what a first class dumb arse.

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On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


MikeRace

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Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

Youve hit the nail on the head there lad.


On 22nd Jan, 2009 giallofly said:
Typical Corsa driving fuckwitt.

These people are a new generation.

Great Britain eh?

JF.

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


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John

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I wasted about 30mins reading this last night. Fecking eejit!

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

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